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Gavin in Va Beach

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  1. Anyone catch this little claymation commercial on ESPN? Sun starts to shine and everything is great when the Bills score a TD to win the game only to have the clouds come back and turn everything grey, car crash into a hydrant, etc when the TD is called back for stepping out of bounds. It's hilarious and sad at the same time. Somehow I feel better about the Bills after seeing that...
  2. IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!!!
  3. You're wrong. It was Colonel Mustard in the kitchen with the candlestick...
  4. Since no one else said it, I will... OH THE HUMANITY!!!!
  5. 120 Minutes was the schit...
  6. Vinyl...with an old record player just hanging on by a thread to play them on.
  7. To be fair, I've read telling 'The Aristocrats' "joke" is in the delivery but I still fail to see how a good many of those "jokes" could be funny. Trying to get laughs by being shocking or outragous just seem to get sad very quickly. I've got about 4 or 5 of Bill Cosby's old comedy albums- 'Why Is There Air' and 'I Started Out As A Child' are two of them. FUNNY, funny stuff. Weird thing though, he doesn't curse or tell jokes about incest. He must be considered passé among the comedians of today...
  8. Damn that traitor Jerry Lewis...
  9. You should let people know what 'The Aristocrats' is about. Here is a 'The Aristocrats' website with many of the "jokes" Here is one of the "jokes"... Apparently though, this "joke" and it's many different variations (almost all of them similarly filthy) is hiliarious to some people...
  10. Federal spending growing by 5% is small potatoes, the real scary fact from this story is: This is !@#$ing crazy...
  11. Muppet Show Season 1 Family Guy: Stewie Griffin, The Untold Story
  12. How hard would it be to allow a bar owner to decide for his/herself if they want smoking? You seem to enjoy the government TELLING the bar/restaurant industry that they need to ban smoking. Why can't people walk up to a bar, read a sign that either says 'Smoke-Free' or 'Smoking Allowed' and then make their own personal choice as to go in or work there?
  13. "Why do white people like Wayne Brady so much?"
  14. Do you think the government spied on me talking dirty to the wife? I think I even sang 'You dropped a bomb on me' to her over the phone...should I worry?
  15. The practice you describe sounds like the ole' bait-n-switch. Happens everyday. I've been lied too AND backstabbed. Ain't much fun but that's life...
  16. "A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Closing."
  17. You forgot - Colts go 15-1, lose in the playoffs/Super Bowl Everything has a risk, but you only get an opportunity to make history once in a blue moon. "Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and !@#$ the prom queen."
  18. As soon as they can cure him of his Hostess Ding-Dong addiction. It has been reported that the Owl also really likes Pink Floyd...
  19. I guess you somehow have missed the media fawning over some team that comes close to being undefeated and the numerous stories about the dolfin old timers and their champagne sipping when the last undefeated team loses. Does anyone else care? Yeah, just about everybody. How many times in the last few weeks have they mentioned the '72 Dolphins and how many times have they mentioned any past Super Bowl winner?
  20. I wish. You gotta have some balls and a mean/nasty streak to turn to the Darkside. More like he turned the Bills offense to the pansyside...
  21. Hell yes they should. Going undefeated will make them the new football gods. If they rest starters and lose a game then go on to win the Superbowl it'll just make them another team that won the Superbowl. Nice and everything, but nothing monumental like going undefeated. Week 16/17- Indy down by 3. 3rd quarter. Dungy: "Ok Payton, time to come out." Manning: "Uhhh....no."
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