Gavin in Va Beach

With numerous stories on executive compensation skyrocketing over the last 10 years and I'd say the "robber barons" have already re-emerged. The corporate corruption stories are piling up and that can only strengthen the perception...

Those women are sluts and you're a bunch of perverts! <holy crap! I'd pay good money to see that hookup.>

Ouch. Hopefully that'll help us save a couple mil on his contract...

Judge Wopner could save him...

bum covers...

I'll pray for more prayers...

In the words of Tony Soprano: "Don't schit where you eat." Don't shag the co-workers, just let them set you up with their friends. If you shag a co-worker and then it doesn't work out and then you gotta see her all the time...bad times man, bad times...

That would make them easier to spot at night. They'd be glowing...

"Let me say this out loud, 'cause I wanna get it straight in my head. You're saying that Mr. Blonde was gonna kill you, then when we got back, he was going kill us, take the satchel of diamonds, and scram. I'm right about that, right? That's correct? That's your story?" RIP

Whew, thank goodness you've come to your senses! I was going to lose sleep worrying about you canceling your Sunday Ticket. All of a sudden, I find myself in love with the world so there's only one thing I can do...ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long...

I'm feeling kinda melancholy myself.

Put me on the list of people who think that the Bills are winning the Super Bowl next year. Ralph is on a mission from God...

Hey look! I found lint in my belly button!

Prayers from me and my son Chase, 1 1/2 years old...may God watch over Mera

Very funny with Curly. "Look at the Grouse!" Good with Shemp. Some of his episodes are brilliant, some suck. Anything other than those two = NOT Three Stooges but some horrifying bastardization.

You're both wrong, here it is...

Thanks for the tip. I tried that and it played just fine. Love the commercial bro. It doesn't matter what they're saying, it's better to be talked about then not talked about at all. It's stuff like that commercial that will keep the Bills in Buffalo. How could the NFL allow such a storied franchise to move? Just my opinion but I'm crazy so take it for what it's worth...

After about 4-5 minutes all I got was a QuickTime logo with a question mark. I'd love a copy if you get it to work. That commercial rocks.

House! You were lucky to live in a house! We used to live in one room, all twentysix of us, no furniture, half the floor was missing, and we were all huddled together in one corner for fear of falling.

A store that sells bad meat would go out of business. It would be in the store's best interest to inspect the meat it sells. An airline could not stay in business without air traffic control so it would be in the Airline's best interest to invest in one, perhaps with other airlines. Actually I have no problem with the government running an air traffic control system as it could be seen as a defensive measure. Airlines should be charged to use it though and I couldn't tell you if they pay right now or not. The NIH and/or CDC also fall under defending the citizenry from threats foreign and domestic. It is NOT in a government's best interests to see it's population wiped out en masse but that still doesn't make it the governments job to cure disease and wipe your ass you big kitty. When o when will "liberals" and most Democrats stop being so god damn cowardly and publicly declare that they are socialists? They at least own up to it in Europe.

Where does it say in the Constitution that the government is supposed to cure my liver cancer? Why are people so frickin' afraid to die? It's going to happen no matter what you do.

I expect attendance at the Church of the Holy Bruschi to plummet. Their God has been revealed as a False God! There will be much lamenting...

Does that mean he was dressed casually when he made contact? I wonder if a suit will suffice or if you need to rent a tux to make formal contact?

"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Kneeldown play, for thy opponant has 3 timeouts. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less, to remember that thy opponant has thrice the timeouts. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once thy know the opponants timeouts to be by counting to the number three, being the third number, be reached, then runnest thy Jerome from Bettis. Amen'"

Live in the now man, live in the now.