Gavin in Va Beach

1. Find a chick that has herpes 2. Pay her to shag this guy

Ron Jeremy? He'd probably just give himself a hummer and forget about it...

I was going from memory, what the book I'm reading actually says: "The first system to function in your developing baby is it's cardiovascular system (heart and blood vessels). Your baby's heart will be beating before your period is one week late." -The Pregnancy Journal - A Day-to-Day Guide to a Healthy and Happy Pregnancy by A. Christine Harris, Ph. D. Notice I said nothing else and offered no opinion, yet for some reason it seems to make some uncomfortable enough to make snide remarks. For the record I'm Pro-Choice, but very reluctantly and I don't kid myself about what action is being undertaken.

Within one week of the sperm fertilizing the egg, a heart starts to beat...

The wife says she nearly cries every time we see the commerical with the song '100 years' in it, where the couple falls in love, has kids, and grows old. Dunno what it's selling, credit cards I think. I tell the wife she's too much of a sentimentalist, though it does seem to get a little dusty around here when it's on...

http://upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?StoryID=...25-031322-1742r Soon we will all have satellites tasked to tracking our every movement and charging us a tax every time we take a dump...

That's effing crazy...

"The government should give every American $10,000(annually)--and nothing more." http://www.opinionjournal.com/editorial/fe...ml?id=110008142

Happy Birthday Wacka! Don't let The Man get you down!

http://www.sbsun.com/news/ci_3637547

Hate everybody. It's a lot easier...

Plant a tree, raise your taxes Is this pretty common everywhere? Do you usually have to have x amount of trees before it kicks in or is one enough? Or is this just another revenue grab by the good ole' state of new york?

War of the Worlds had some interesting ideas/scenes, but as a whole the movie sucked out loud. It's so bad you don't even really notice that Cruise is in it...

Just watched it off the DVR. Holy crap. The government agent guy getting it on with the doll...I can't stop laughing. From now on whenever I hear someone talk about Sci-Fientology, I'm going to say "Oh you mean that fruity little club?"...

I dunno about that... How Berkely Can You Be?

Heard on the radio awhile back that the Skins continue to redo contracts and push the big cap hits back a few years. They reported that Gibbs defended the practice and said any other team could do it as well if they so wanted. One of these years the Skins are going to be so far over the cap that they'll only be able to afford 30 players and most will have to play both ways. But of course the NFL will probably help them out because, well, they're the Skins...

Great episode. Concur that the wife's voice on the phone changes each time. One of them I think was Rose Aprile. Oh and can AJ please get whacked soon? I fuggin hate that kid...

There were some passes to Evans that definitely qualify under the "flashes of brilliance" quidelines...

Sorry to jump in to pick nits, but open space has nothing to do with over or under population. Sure the Earth has enough land for 1,000,000,000,000,000 (pick a number) people, but does it have the resources to support them? Further, even if resources can be stretched to cover that many people, what of the 'Quality of Life'? And I agree, flying sucks. But driving over 10 hours sucks even more, so I fly. Just wish they would hurry the hell up and invent the Star Trek transporter...

http://www.syracuse.com/news/poststandard/...ll=1&thispage=2 (currently living in Syracuse, but getting the !@#$ out of here as soon as I graduate)

Too bad about Chef. But Isaac Hayes can lick my chocolate salty balls for quitting over Sci-Fi-entology...

Greatest. Big East Tournament. Ever. GO SU!

G-Mac is God! GO 'CUSE!

That was f'in brilliant...

Firefighters and cops have the toughest jobs in the world...can even get killed like a couple of officers did in this area recently...yet over the span of their careers they probably don't make 1/2 of what "these guys" make for a year You want me to cry for them? Excuse me... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA