Gavin in Va Beach

You owe me a new keyboard!

Ummmm...thanks for telling us?

That's the stupidiest !@#$ing thing I've ever heard. 'The Spastics Society' sounds like a good name for a band...

42) Q: How can you tell when a woman has an orgasm? A: Who cares

Jesus I like very much, but he no help hitting curve ball...

Nervous Guy tried out for the part of Ichabod Crane in a local production of 'Sleepy Hollow' but was rejected for being too skinny and gangly looking...

Monkey has a license plate that says "180 IQ- 3" Penis"

I could dig them going to the throwbacks they wore last year, but I don't want them to return to the poor-mans New York Giants unis...

"Damn DMV, they have no right taking away my driver's license. I thought that was an on-ramp for the interstate, not the vegetable aisle at the Farmer's Market. And that gentleman who was stuck in my windshield didn't die anyway. Wait, is today Thursday or Monday? Does that mean I'm in Belgium or is this a Bills press conference. More importantly,should I have the tapioca pudding for lunch, or banana? Oh and I gotta remember to recharge the battery on my Rascal." Or something like that...

Awesome, awesome news. And hey, more beer money!

I'm starting to look forward to the balkanization of America...

Is this the museum? http://www.miamisci.org/

That's pretty !@#$ed up...

Is the answer Jesus?

While Jack's wife left him, it certainly seemed to me that he had left her long before that (abandonment). Also if the island heals everything, why does Sawyer still have to wear glasses?

I thought he said Blessed are the cheesemakers? Big nose!

You're going to get hairy palms and go blind if you keep doing that...

Actually I used to enjoy some rap many moons ago. Then it became thugs,drugs, bitches and hos, etc and lost me. Funny thing, the co-founder of BET agrees with me... http://www.syracuse.com/business/poststand...7230.xml&coll=1

Around mid-March the snow has completely thawed and the rats are able to go back outside again, hence no more chili...

Another one down, still a couple hundred to go...

Cocaine is a hell of a drug...

Then how'd it get on the dress?

What happened?

I've noticed it gets you a lot of kids too...