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Gavin in Va Beach

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  1. We need a benevolent dictator...
  2. I gotta admit, you stumped me on that one...
  3. If you never have a foundation, you can never build. You cannot establish a foundation with shades of grey. Post-modernism is nothing but a vehicle for pseudo-intellectuals to rationalize anything they want, usually for personal reasons vs. logical ones.
  4. Eggheads will debate that there are many ways to view post-modernism as it relates to politics, but the jist of it is there is no known universal truth and everything is shades of grey. It's like a cross of deconstructionism and nihilism. It's intellectual laziness and a bunch of mental masturbation if you ask me...
  5. Scene from Bachelor Party, going from memory but it's been ages since I've seen it... Indian pimp: "Can only have girls for an hour. Longer than an hour and Milt will be coming." Gary: "Who is Milt?" Indian pimp: "This being Milt." Milt is about 7'2'', takes off his hat, and then breaks a window with his head. Indian Pimp:"Pretty heavy, hey dude?" Indian Pimp: "Girls back in one hour or Milt cuts your balls off, now shake." Gary and Indian pimp shake hands, Gary walks away. Gary:" I just bet my balls...and shook on it."
  6. You're thinking of the wrong movie, they're being cast in "Atlas Enters The Special Olympics"...
  7. http://www.variety.com/VR1117942127.html Jolie as Dagny Taggart!? Oh my loins. Atlas Shrugged is one of my favorite books. It'll be interesting to see if they can make this movie and how true it'll stay to the book.
  8. Me likee redheads...
  9. Happy Birthday Old Man! Started the Centrum Silver yet?
  10. Much harder to almost impossible to connect someone with a gun if you don't catch him with it in his possession, assuming that the prints are wiped off and it's unregistered. And you never leave the canoli... ------ Teddy KGB: It hurts doesn't it? Your hopes dashed, your dreams down the toilet. And your fate is sitting right besides you. Teddy KGB: He beat me... Straight up... Pay him... Pay that man his money. The scene where the cops discover Worm is cheating and then proceed to beat the snot out of him and Mike (who didn't want Worm there in the first place and was UP when he showed up)
  11. http://www.atomicarchive.com/sciencemenu.shtml
  12. "Say hello to my little friend" is a great line and from a great scene, but I've always liked this one better- Tony Montana: "What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of !@#$in' !@#$s. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your !@#$in' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!"
  13. [Maude shows the porn video starring Bunny to the Dude] Sherry in 'Logjammin': [on video] You must be about ready to fix the cable. Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here. The Dude: He fixes the cable? Maude Lebowski: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey. Everytime he says 'he fixes the cable?' I lose it...
  14. She's ok, but she's no Gabrielle. God I feel so old now...
  15. Did you ever wonder what happened to that bitchin' camaro from the movie? The one the french chick and Lane rebuilt ? Well wonder no more! Who else thinks the french chick put out on the first date?
  16. I remember paying that about 10 years ago, so basically gas has tripled in price in the last decade...
  17. Google "Anne Hathway" and "Nude". There, now I just saved you from having to watch buttsecks...
  18. Because the town has no rabbi of its own, its citizens hire one from another village to officiate at Moshe's last rites. At the end of the service, the rabbi says, "Since I am not from this village, I can say little about this man's life. So I would like someone from this shettl to tell us something now about Moshe's good works." This is followed by a resounding silence. The rabbi repeats his request with no results. Finally he says: "I don't thing you understand; we are not leaving here until someone says something good about Moshe." Eventually an old man stands up and offers the following: "I knew his brother; he was worse."
  19. From what I understand, in today's military there is little or no difference between a general and a politician...
  20. Hoover Stadium "Hoover Vacuums and the Buffalo Bills, because nobody sucks like us"
  21. I thought Bruschi's birthday was December 25th? When my family exchanges gifts on that day, we say 'Merry Bruschi'...
  22. You're screwed. Breast fed babies, as a rule, don't sleep through the night like formula fed babies do. Our son didn't really sleep through the night until he was ten months old and he was breast fed. Fortunately because he was breast fed meant that the wife was the one to wake up and tend to the child...
  23. Agreed. Plus last weeks preview made it seem like Christopher went against Tony's advice and farmed the hit out to some redneck looking dude. Something tells me this hit isn't going to go down as planned...
  24. The wife wants to see it. I told her she better invite some friends over else she'll be watching it alone. This flick has become one of those "I've seen it, aren't I enlightened?" fads...
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