Gavin in Va Beach

Never work. Best bet is either mandatory birth control or reversible sterilizations and then make a marriage license necessary for having children. The marriage license wouldn't expire until the kid(s) turn 18. It's a little harsh, but it may become necessary someday. People want war and disease to be wiped out, but how else do they propose to manage populations?

:I starred in Brokeback Mountain:

Fleetwood Mac?

The Doors - The End Fuel- Hemorrhage Bad Religion- Infected Beethoven- Ode to Joy, 9th Symphony Wall of Voodoo- Mexican Radio U2- I will follow The Cult- She sells sanctuary Material Issue- Valerie loves me Kenny Rogers & The First Edition- Just dropped in (to see what condition my condition was in) Foo Fighters- Baker Street Ozzy- Crazy Train

1. With Albert Pujols now laid up on the DL, who is the best player in baseball? What's baseball? 2. What is the coolest shape? Take into account the look of it, geometric importance and the name. The triangle, it's the strongest shape in nature. Cool name too, very descriptive. 3. Every year there is one player on any team considered the team's most pleasant surprise. Who should you root for to become that player for the 06 Bills? Nate Clements. It would be a pleasant surprise if he lives up to his hype this season. 4. What is the best McDonald's song ever? Old McDonald Had A Farm 5. What was the best thing about Katie Couric's farewell? It gives one hope that someday Katie Couric will say farewell and we won't ever have to see that evil little harpy again.

Sometimes you think it's insane when you realize that politics is like a runaway train?

I heard that guy that rear ended EZC-Boston was jacking it to a Batwoman comic book at the time. I can't believe no one has wondered if she'll have a Bat Dildo in her utility belt. Does she use a Bat Strap-on with the girlfriend? Personally I'm bored of 'the gay' everytime you watch a movie, turn on the tv, or pick up the paper. Somebody wake me when it's over...

http://www.opinionjournal.com/columnists/pnoonan/ Are we witnessing the death of the two-party dominated system? I hope so...

I still think of him as Bullet-Tooth Tony from 'Snatch':

Man getting rear ended is like getting handed a license to print money. I can't believe none of you guys got "whip lash". Course it can take a while to develop. Maybe you should put a neck brace on just in case.

If the Iraqi Vet wins, can Michael Moore pay him with his preferred currency-Hostess Ding Dongs?

Broken Heart Syndrome claims more lives then people think. It's a damn shame Paul couldn't beat it. I hope he's found peace. RIP Paul, see you on the other side.

"Do you think parents should be afraid for their children at the library because of guys like you?" "Hey I'm not a sexual predator or anything...I...uhhhhhh.....yeah, they should be afraid."

Congress has been telling the Working/Middle Class to go to hell for some time now. Lou is just now figuring this out?

Re: illegal aliens. "They do the jobs Americans don't want to do". Prisoners have to do what they're told. I see a two birds with one stone situation here. Put prisoners to work and send the illegals home.

How about this one? http://www.upi.com/InternationalIntelligen...19-105912-5198r

Not all guys driving those cars have a choice. I have a Jeep Wrangler and my wife is the one with the Volkswagen Passat, but as the child seat is in the Passat I'm usually stuck driving it. Still, it handles pretty damn well, good mileage, and we've never had any problems with it in the 4 years we've had it. My wife had a Jetta for a few years before she traded it for the Passat, and that was a car that always had little things going wrong with it...

Flip a coin between Far Side and Calvin. I went with Calvin though, that strip was brilliant on so many levels...

Not one redhead in the bunch. This year's squad is dead to me...

Lighten up, Francis.

Why would they do anything different? Katrina was the best thing that ever happened to New Orleans. All their poor people moved away and now everything is being rebuilt brand spankin' new.

Neither can you provide evidence for the non-existence of 'God'. We'll never really know until we die and maybe not even then...

'Hot chicks with douchebags' is the premise behind nearly every sitcom on TV today...

The Weatherman. I'm a Nicholas Cage fan but he made a mistake with this flick .This movie was not only mind-numbingly depressing it also sucked out loud. Avoid The Weatherman...

Empire Strikes Back ""Empire" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets."