Gavin in Va Beach

At least your helmet would soften the blow...

This sounds similar to a Asimov story (or was it Bradbury), where a future society is so dependent on computers that the guy who 're-discovers' that 2+2=4 is hailed as a genius...

The only tragedy in this situation is that Foley still draws breath. The off-duty cop had a chance to enforce Darwin's Law but must have been a bad shot...

Riddle me this lawyers- Don't I have the right to refuse a breathalyzer under the 5th Amendment? Seems I hear of famous people refusing to take them all the time and nothing ever happens to them. Course that could be because they are better then the rest of us so regular rules don't apply...

RIP Steve

Yeah it was a very tough call picking up Portis and I had to really talk myself into it. Thankfully there were enough mullets picking QB's and WR's in the 1st and 2nd rounds so that Jordan fell to me. Funny thing is I could see McAllister and Gore stepping up and becoming starters and I drafted them fairly late. 10 minutes after I picked Gore the TV flashed news that Barlow had been traded so I was a very happy man. If he had been traded the day before Gore would have shot up in everyone's list. Not to mention that the next Jacksonville preseason game was when Greg Jones got injured, which will hopefully allow Fred Taylor a chance to return to form. I'm pretty happy with my RB's. But it's usually WR's that end up killing me...

Bob Seger- Live Bullet

At least your kid has something going for him...

Here's the team I drafted for my $$ league, and what round. This is a newly formed league, 10 teams, no keepers (yet), and snake draft. I had the #5 pick. Our starting line-ups are: QB, RB, RB, WR, WR, WR, TE, K, DL, LB, DB, DEF. Rd 1- C. Portis RB 2- L. Jordan RB 3- T. Holt WR 4- R. Wayne WR 5- K. Warner QB 6- L. Evans WR 7- J. Witten TE 8- F. Taylor RB 9- J. Jurevicius WR 10- D. Culpeper QB 11- D. McCallister RB 12- F. Gore RB 13- E. Moulds WR 14- M. Vanderjact K 15- Cincinnati Defense 16- Z. Hilton TE 17- A. Toomer WR 18- L. White RB 19- J. Wilkins K 20- N. Clements DB 21- J. Smith DL 22- J. Peterson LB

Gotta be fake. A baby's first poo looks like black tar...

Picking Miami every year is simply wishful thinking on the national sports media's part. If you're a sports reporter and you know you'll be traveling to cover the 'hot team' in Nov and Dec, where do you want to go: Buffalo or Miami?

I've found that with this crowd it's wise to ask for clarification...

Announced as the starter as in named the #1 QB on the depth chart to start the season, or announced as the starter for the Detroit game?

Ready to see the dollar collapse? Or maybe China will just buy the United States? Time to start hoarding gold and learning Mandarin... http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14535192/site/newsweek/

Happy birthday Dances with Caribou...

I'm in.

Chris Knight: Have you ever seen a body like this before in your life? David Decker: She happens to be my daughter. Chris Knight: Oh. Then I guess you have. He was pretty frickin' good as Jim Morrison IMO. Bottom Line: Dude is 46. A spare tire is almost a given. I just hope my spare tire is for a Schwinn 10-speed bike and not for a tractor-trailer...

Bastage? Me? Surely you jest. I was trying for ****... Thanks for the well wishes one and all. Drink a beer for me this weekend, for I will surely drink a beer for all of you in your honor as I am heading for Va Beach later today. Go Bills!

The fact that you have developed a soft spot for Stewart only adds to the evidence that he's a liberal hack...

It's not the networks who decide the winner man, it's the Tri-Lateral Commission! The Grand Poobah will give another message tonight, set your decoder ring to D-6. That is all...

You might be...

You're a wise man. Even if you win an argument with your wife you still lose. Might as well surrender early to keep the peace. I find letting my wife think she's won the argument is an almost zen-like experience...

I'll vote Libertarian for the first time. Hell I might vote for Lieberman...

Work smarter not harder! No one on their death bed ever thinks "Gee, I should have spent more time at the office"...

Holy schit!! That's gotta be the poker equivalent to getting kicked in the nuts.