Gavin in Va Beach

My internet penis is bigger than your internet penis.

I love lamp.

What more can we do to Puhonix that he hasn't already experienced by watching the Dolphins these last two games? Poor bastard...

Time to post it once again... http://homepages.cae.wisc.edu/~dwilson/rsfc/Woof.html

Remember to keep your head down. Get home safe Jarhead!

You're a swine...

I love Spikes, but no one will every confuse him for being the sharpest knife in the drawer. Chaulk up his comments to emotion, which as we all know can get the best of us sometimes...

That's good advice...

da Bills- 27 da friggin fish- 13

Any Portis owners out there taking a chance in starting him this week? I was set to do so until Gibbs came out with his "he didn't practice so we may sit him" b.s. My gut tells me he'll be playing, it's the Cowboys for cryin' out loud! A proper 'Skin would need to be bleeding out of his eyes or coughing up a kidney before he sat against those fargin' Cowboys. So who do I start? Portis or Fred Friggin' Taylor?

I dunno, I'd sure hate to see good Bills tickets go to waste...

Anyone know if he had tickets to the opener? Can I have them?

Even though I consider myself an agnostic (believes that in between the lines all religions basically say the same thing), even I know that statement is patently false. Christ said he came to confirm the Old Testament, and recited it repeatedly. http://billarnold.typepad.com/poet_in_moti..._and_the_o.html

If anything, they should make Haggan inactive and make sure DiGiorgio is ready to play. If we're going with a youth movement then let's go the whole nine yards. Does anyone think DiGiorgio would play worse than Haggan? Haggan hasn't shown a whole lot IMO...

It was Pitt who beat UVA, 38-13.

Well there is a Hooters in the Carousel Mall...

Exactly. Imagine this interview if it were a male instead of a hot but stupid whore. Would he get asked about how many times "they did it" and would people leer and cheer at the answer? Sure the double standard exists in how we regard male and female sexual exploits, but giving this coont any attention is frickin' asking for trouble and reeks of desperation for ratings.

Maybe Jauron should pull a "Vermeil" and hold open tryouts for safety. Who knows, they may make a movie about it someday...

What's next? The Cruzin Port-o-John ?

Keep him. He's a "go-to" guy now and looking to prove everyone wrong that he was a malcontent with the Saints. A change of scenery was just what he needed...

Lamont Jordan come on down, you're the next contestant on 'Who blew it'!

"Hey Belichek, stay away from my wife ya slimey degenerate!"

How's that saying go, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you. There's no way I would say that the NFL is fixing games, but I'm starting to wonder if maybe they aren't trying to "nudge" them here and there. I wonder what that blind old fart was told when he put on the headset before reviewing the play? Maybe to look the other way to make the game more "competitive"? Even that theory sounds ridiculous. Sure some referee somewhere would feel guilty and spill the beans. But still I wonder...

On the Cowboys game, that reversed INT only demonstrates how utterly fugging terrible the officiating has gotten in the NFL. The defensive player CLEARLY had his arm under the ball when he hit the ground, bobbled it briefly, and then got it back under control. The ball never touches the fricking ground...AND THAT SENILE REF REVERSED IT! I thought you were only supposed to reverse a call when there was clear, indisputable evidence. Not only wasn't there, but it was clearly a legit INT. Unfuggingbelievable. It's time for full-time refs who have to train their asses off year round because these current jokers are getting worse every year...