Gavin in Va Beach

Mort has been pi$$ing in the Bills cornflakes for some time now. Some opine that it's because he is good friends with TD and resented it when the Bills let him go. These comments shouldn't really surprise anyone

Because he's out of shape. He gambled and lost on the holdout and it cost him/is costing him. However the Bills still believe in him or he wouldn't be starting. The Bills are wisely giving him a breather from time to time. They are not freaking out and playing head games. It's also important to remember All linemen get beat occasionally. Even All-Pros. Sure Jason will probably get beat a few extra times as he get's back into shape. It should start to happen less and less.

Careful Sen, all this Peters hate is making you seem worse that the 'Holdout Cult' you profess to despise. Peters is obviously rusty, but he should continue to progress as he gets back in game shape. Benching him now will accomplish nothing and I'm sure the front office has said some words to Peters and/or Peters agent to the effect of 'you want your contract redone? We're open to it, but you better start playing a helluva lot better than you have been these last two games.' The Bills are on their way, and Peters will help get them there.

When you rob Peter to pay Paul you can always count on the support of Paul.

Re-sign Moulds!

A trillion here and a trillion there and pretty soon we're talking real money...

Cruise the intersections around where he lives late at night. When you see a car stopped at one even though the light is green, go up to it and knock on the window. Bruce should be happy to give you an autograph as thanks for waking him up!

Got one for each member of the family. Thanks for the link!

And an announcer will say "They're not booing. They're saying BRUUUUUUUCE!"

Sorry, that schtick is taken...

Not too worried about that. It's still near summer-like conditions in Western NY so the temperature change won't be as drastic as say playing in 40/50 degree weather in Buffalo one week then going to 80+ degrees in Miami. The Bills should still be fairly acclimated to the heat...

LOOK AT ME, I NOW LIKE TRENT EDWARDS!

Absolutely. And it'll be first ballot.

Bill from NYC will be here shortly to offer his opinion as soon as he finishes running through the streets naked and shouting praises to God and all that is holy at the top of his lungs...

I don't believe in firing a head coach during the season, let along after the first game of the season, but if I'm Athletic Director Gross I fire Robinson right farking now. No need to talk about a team full of stiffs without nary a playmaker among them, but every time they show him on the sideline I have an overwhelming impression of a man in over his head, befuddled, and just praying he catches a lucky break. He is not a leader of men and he has no plan.

Should be 'Mucho DummAssio'

Nice article. Almost makes me want to move to Buffalo. Almost.

I'd be banging that like a screen door during a hurricane...

BOOKMAN: You took this book out in 1971. JERRY: Yes, and I returned it in 1971. BOOKMAN: Yeah, '71. That was my first year on the job. Bad year for libraries. Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards, Abby Hoffman telling everybody to steal books. I don't judge a man by the length of his hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock was never my bag. But you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York Public Library, fella. JERRY: Look, Mr. Bookman. I--I returned that book. I remember it very specifically. BOOKMAN: You're a comedian, you make people laugh. JERRY: I try. BOOKMAN: You think this is all a big joke, don't you? JERRY: No, I don't. BOOKMAN: I saw you on T.V. once; I remembered your name--from my list. I looked it up. Sure enough, it checked out. You think because you're a celebrity that somehow the law doesn't apply to you, that you're above the law? JERRY: Certainly not. BOOKMAN: Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp, the one that says "New York Public Library"? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before: Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or: maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over. Y'got seven days, Seinfeld. That is one week!

Dr Doom has company... The Great Consumer Crash of 2009

Kevin Federline

Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, [approaches and softens] does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

QBs Edwards, Beck headed down different paths

better brush up on my jive