Gavin in Va Beach

Lovely lovely beer...

Like Jay and his 'thank you' schtict (sp?). Thought Alonzo was hysterical with his 'if you're out with a female friend and she doesn't help you get laid, then she needs to 'take one for the team'. Gary was ok, the only bit he did that had me rolling (probably because I could relate) was how people kept commenting on how tall he was and if their mailman was tall growing up, because his parents were short. "Hey thanks for calling my mother a whore!"

If you had T-Bone with you, you'd have to answer 'Yes' to the 'are you carrying any fruits/veggies?' question.

As for the 'leave it to the states'/federalism argument- Canada and the Federalists

But...but...the dish people say the dish is cheaper than cable. What gives?

Sounds pretty mental to me. Also sounds a little insecure of his love if he has to constantly profess it everytime someone sticks a microphone in front of him. I wonder if he professed his love for Cynthia constantly, before he left her hanging high and dry with a 5 year old son (actually Julian was younger when John started carrying on an affair with Yoko)? And I was joking about her having him killed. She's probably to dumb to arrange such a thing anyway. Kumbya my lord, kumbya...Oh brother, brother. Did you call upon John's message of peace, love, and tolerance when you decided to call me out for making a horrible statement? What other musicians and figures in the entertainment world do you hero-worship because they preach happy shiny messages that make you feel all tingly inside, when in actuallity their private lives don't always match up? John Lennon was a decent but flawed man (like all of us) who made some pretty !@#$in' good music, but a demi-god he was not. Course, that probably went over your head, brother. P.S. On a serious note, what in the ever-lovin hell is your avatar anyway?

Since the movie Fat Albert is about to come out, here is something from the old cartoon I loved as a little kid- "Rudy, you're like a teacher out of town." "A teacher out of town? Why's that?" "Nooooo class."

Free throw shooting was horrible. Warrick had one of his worst games if not the worst ever. Forth was friggin' useless tonight. G-Mac is still way to inconsistent. Pace and Robertss were the only bright spots, but they should be contributers not the main men. Oh well, thankfully it's only December. Still plently of time to get their sh-- in one sock. The whole team should be shooting a thousand free throws in practice today.

Don't you know? Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' into the future. Poor John. At least he has George to keep him company now. I still say Yoko arranged the hit because John was getting wise and was about to dump that crazy B word.

Hey! You say that like it's a bad thing!

Another tragedy

Another vote for Year Without A Santa Best movie without a doubt is A Christmas Story. "Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!" Oh and another vote for Emmet Otter. I thought I was the only guy that missed the old HBO Christmas special. They probably don't show it anymore so they can concentrate on more Real Sex shows... Does anyone know if Emmet Otter is on anywhere else?

Poor bastard.

I have never seen anything so tragic in all my years...

Way to go J-Bone! Now root for all the teams the Bills need to lose!

Cool deal. Love him or hate him, he played the game the way it was meant to be played. I second the others that have said it would have been cool had he been a Bill.

Oh don't be that way Joe, it just wasn't run by the right people. Why I'm sure that somebody else could make it succeed...

Only because the NFL owners have some balls while the baseball owners, bunch of pussies that they all are, bend over and grab their ankles every time the baseball union says 'boo'.

Better get off your blue-coated ass and get those tickets sold!

You are a wise man...

There seems to be enough absurdity to go around. 3.5 million (would have paid 4) for a fuggin' college football coach? That's a whole friggin' lot of student activity fees. Where's the outrage? Schools are supposed to be primarily learning institutions, not the semi-pro league for the NFL. And people wonder why tuition at schools keeps going up and up and up, waaaaay outpacing inflation...

You expecting to receive Social Security? Me either. Might have to go back to the days of many 'chillins just so they can support me in my old age...

The wife wants 2 more, maybe 3, before I get mine.

Hmmm...now that you mention it, got that vasectomy yet?

I'm not aware of the percentages, but there's still gotta be a good chance you could have kids that are perfectly healthy, correct? My uncle is bi-polar but he has two young children that are 'so far so good' healthwise, although I am aware the condition usually doesn't manifest itself until after the onset of puberty. Besides, what if years from now they discover a cure? If you and your wife really wanted them it might be worth rolling the dice.