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Gavin in Va Beach

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  1. I'm deeply touched Guff. Thank you.
  2. "Tell me the truth, does this uniform make my ass look fat?"
  3. "If your pistol is still hard after 4 hours, see a doctor immediately."
  4. Weiler = anti-cowbell
  5. Sgt Pepper and Darkside of the Moon? Are you putting doobies in their stockings too?
  6. The Bills deserve no less! Yo Buffalo, I gotta have more cowbell, baby!
  7. "Hey, I joined the service for free college. What's this 'having to fight for your country' crap?!?"
  8. "Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it."
  9. Haven't you read The DaVinci Code? Jesus was married to Mary Magdalene...
  10. Vigilante justice is called for in this situation. The scum who did this doesn't deserve to see a court room.
  11. Be sure to get some Skyline Chili.
  12. Don't your boys need a house Cosmo?
  13. Nobody get's excited in Buffalo? What a !@#$ing moron...
  14. With a riding crop or cat o' nine tails? Do you guys use a 'safe' word too? And yes, Joe does suck.
  15. Yeah, she was an evil, evil woman who allegedly ate babies just for the fun of it. How dare anyone say anything nice about her...
  16. "People ask me all the time about her racist comments. They ask me how I could talk to her," said Larkin, who is black. "But I had a good relationship with her. I just go on personal experience. She was always respectful to me and my family."
  17. Better still! She can take them out and give ya a gum job.
  18. Did you check out the link? That fine young lass certainly had all her teeth... ooofa
  19. That's pitiful. How come the NFL can go back and give yds back, but they can't give points back from stupid referee calls?
  20. What's next, a lecture on how hard tiddly-winks is?
  21. "I need to do some Tai Chi or I might pop a blood vessel."
  22. Supposing that he was at least he had the good sense to keep it to himself and not go marching in any pride parades.
  23. "It's the most wonderful time of the year..."
  24. Soon all will become Elvis. Everything everywhere will be Elvis. Why do you think they call it evolution anyway? It's really Elvislution! Elvislution! Elvis is everywhere Elvis is everything Elvis is everybody Elvis is still The King Man o man what I want you to see Is that the big E's inside of you and me
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