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Gavin in Va Beach

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  1. Jesus would be so proud to know that his name is being evoked by a bunch of self-righteous do-gooders with no standards at all who preach 'if it feels good do it' to rob millions of people of a country grounded in morality and decency. Bravo, you lunatics! Cool! I like this game! Got any more?
  2. The Green Mile -"That one. The sultry B word with the fire in her eyes. Bring her to me. Take her clothes off and bring her to me."
  3. This thread will be moved to the PPP Board to join the other similar threads in 3...2...1
  4. That's what I heard. Total B.S. 'cuz Sawyer clocked him but good, I thought the hobbit was going to be spitting out teeth a la Benny Hill. And the hobbit punched Sawyer on his wound...like that was a brave thing to do?
  5. I agree, Leaf is the bigger bust. It is a fuggin' tragedy that one of his few victories came against our Bills.
  6. Their best work was the Flash Gordon soundtrack. "FLASH.....Ahhh ahhhh....He'll save every one of us!"
  7. Cocaine fueled his bi-polarness. Notice how he became a lot less funny when he stopped his Columbian snow habit?
  8. Master of Puppets -Metallica Used to listen to it on headphones before every crew race to get jacked up. I now have tinnatis from doing it.
  9. Must be part of their ninja training for when those evil fockers take over the world!
  10. Barney is also on the list. I'm still deciding about the Wiggles. At least there is Builder Bob...
  11. I always thought that fruity little bastard grabbed his ankles. One less show my kid is going watch...
  12. Let's not forget people that Social Securty is a frickin' PONZI SCHEME!!!!!!!! If you, average Joe Citizen were to start a similar program to social security right now you'd be arrested and locked up. Beginning of social security- 32 workers for every retiree. Current state of social security- 3-2 workers for every retiree. Yeah L-M-E and debbie, there ain't no crisis here... WAKE UP AMERICA.
  13. "Now honey, marriage is about sharing. Now move over so I can get me some of that!" "No, it's all mine!"
  14. Ancient? That's pretty harsh Annie. Old and decrepit yes, but ancient?
  15. She hire Johnnie Cochoran yet? She looks pretty manly in that picture...
  16. Emotion rules the day again. This outcome of this suit will have NO EFFECT on those who wish to get drunk and drive at sporting events. They can't get it from a vendor then they'll find another way. Schit happens. It sucks. I have a soon to be 6-month old son and if this happened to me then in my pain perhaps I would listen to a shyster lawyer who is advising me to sue everyone, misery loves company after all (and a buttload of cash doesn't hurt either). Still wouldn't make it right.
  17. Whatever you say slappy. If this lawsuit WAS hurting Mom and Pop, would that somehow make it different? Oh I forgot, Big Corporation = Bad. Big Government = Good.
  18. Whatever dude. Like paying $8 bucks a beer? After this they'll probably have to charge $10.
  19. "Oh, here it is. Bratislava. Hmm. Capital of Slovakia. Oh, here's a fun fact: You made out with your sister, man!"
  20. If you really are a member of the Manchester United Fan Club, sing the Manchester United song. IF YOUR NOT A MANC, YOUR A WANK!
  21. You can't help but grow old but it doesn't mean you gotta grow up...
  22. Will they sue themselves for raising such a dumbass?
  23. The Doors -In Concert Great covers of Who Do You Love and Gloria. "You cannot petition the Lord with prayer!"
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