Gavin in Va Beach

Man. If the only way I can get an alchohol fix is to have it seep into my bloodstream through my intestinal tract via an enema, I'm fuggin' checking myself into rehab. Might be God is trying to tell one it's time to stop drinkin'.

How are you at a party "with my girlfriend" and her husband is there? Since it sounds he didn't know his wife was your girlfriend, I'd say you were at a party solo and some girl you're boinking was there with her husband. Did she get up and go to the kitchen a few times and you'd get up and say "I'll see if she needs any help with the nachos" and sneak a quickie? Damn dude, that's pretty twisted...

Sounds like sour grapes. Every team, like a professional poker player, needs some luck now and again to win it all. Nothing wrong with that. The Patsies win Sunday and they are definitely a dynasty. Hell I think they are now whether they win or not.

We'll being seeing you on those Subway commercials any day now... "I'd eat one of 'dos subs der, ya no, and I lost 15...errr...20...err...a whole lot of 'dos pounds der!"

Pansy. E & E bastard. Going to wear the ascot to the Cape this year?

It's that damn rightwinger.exe virus jes, trying to keep a good lefty like you from using your computer and spreading that liberal joy to the world...

HOLY CRAP! I'm getting pretty full after about 15 of them suckers...I can't imagine 162 of 'em! Do these people have to puke right after these contests? If not they must be on the can for a couple of days...

With apologies to Full Metal Jacket... "How can you kill the subhuman?" "You don't lead them as much."

Bah, Marxism always screws the pooch in clutch time. No way he takes us to the Super Bowl.

National Organization for the Reformation of Marijuana Laws. Though...I don't think one has to be a lefty/liberal to support this organization. The "War On Drugs" is probably the stupidest war the government is engaging in right now...

Reason and logic are why we are over there. Ever heard of the phrase 'nip it in the bud'? But what am I saying, surely as the boards only free thinker you have considered that position and have already catagorically dismissed it...

Kumbya my Lord, Kumbya...blah blah blah :I starred in Brokeback Mountain:

Watched it at a buddy's apt in Charleston, WV. Set fire to my Bills sweatshirt in his bathroom sink after the game. OJ and Michael Jackson. No wonder we lost that game. Bad karma.

His best line was as Fletcher in 'The Outlaw Josey Wales': "Fletcher-"There's another saying, Senator: Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." RIP

Only $837,109 in dead cap money and 7 million and change to work with before any renegotiations, that's pretty good. Say whatever you want about TD, but he has gotten a good handle on our salary cap situation from how Butler left it.

...cough...cough...tom cruise...cough

Who controls the public schools? Totally the fault of the damn lefties...

Start tossing Ex-lax over the fence. Dog'll be too busy shitting to bark.

Cyber-Tourette's Syndrome perhaps?

I'm rooting for Donovan McNabb, one of, if not the classiest QB's in the game, to win his first Super Bowl. Oh, and puck the Fatriots.

Treason -Naked Raygun "It's never just black or white I know the reasons, reasons, What I feel makes me alive Goes beyond what they decide Can't fight what gives you life That's treason, treason, treason, treason."

Sports Guy on this weekend's games A classic collection of coaches: Andy Reid looks like the star of a CBS sitcom where the portly guy is married to an improbably hot chick; Mora looks like one of those clean-cut porn stars who isn't quite reliable enough to get his own one-on-one scene; Bill Belichick dresses like the lead singer of an '80s cover band; and Bill Cowher looks so much like Sergeant Slaughter, you keep waiting for the Iron Sheik to attack him. Just a fantastic group. If only we could get Bill Parcells' body involved somehow.

Dazed and Confused - "Dominant male monkey mother focker!" "Hey Rudy, you can kiss my ass. Not on zis side, not on zat side... but right in zee meedle!"

kitty Galore from the James Bond movie must have had a lesbian for a mom...