Gavin in Va Beach

For the first face-off, I nominate BF vs. DC Tom.

You get a physical every other week because the "cough test" and the prostate exam are as close as you can get to actually having sex.

You mean- "I gotta get more coke for my brother. His nose is like a vaccum cleaner."- Roger Clinton ?

The TV revenues are only there because of the parity the NFL system has created. Go back to the days of only 3-4 super teams while everyone else sucks and you'll see TV revenues start to plummet again (in fact, recent negotiations are showing that TV revenues might have peaked a few years back and haven't been growing at all lately, hence the real possibility that ESPN might acquire Monday Night Football because ABC doesn't want to shell out the cabbage for it anymore, the ratings don't justify what they spend on it). Personally, I believe all sports should have a base-rate salary and then reward players for accomplishment. Nothing sucks more than paying some schmuck a ton of money on a new contract only to see him do jack-schit to earn it.

"Look at the grouse!"

It is to laugh. The BIGGEST polluters of all time were the Soviets and the Eastern European COMMUNIST countries. China is a big polluter too, but for some reason they always seem to get a pass from the enviro crusaders. Seems a country with a tyrannical legislative system doesn't care all that much how much it pollutes. Funny though that in a capitalist system technologies to clean up some of the effects of pollution are developed all the time. How much come from the communist/socialist systems? Not much I'd wager, but instead they just all get together in some 3rd world country (flying there in polluting airliners and driving there in polluting limos, all that energy used to house and put on their symposeums, eating tons of luxury food that takes resources to acquire, and generating tons of trash) and B word how those evil capitalist countries are destroying the planet... And yes, I'm with AD and others in that we are still stewards of our environment and steps to curb pollution should be taken, but because of common sense NOT from some global cabal of pinheads.

Dude, are you talking about Angie? I had to go check out a pic to see who you guys were talking about. Good thing she is a bartender, 'cuz she'd need to get me schit-faced to do anything with her...

Uhhh...no. And, it's a well known fact, Sunny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentaveret, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows

It's like an orange on a toothpick. The thing has it's own weather system I'm tellin' ya!

Do you drive around and have the occasional acid flashback too?

That's because every parent in America shoves their kid into a soccer league as soon as they can walk so they burn energy and fall asleep easier. Then those kids grow up to play real sports.

Yeah right. That's been said many times before. Pele played here in America for awhile, remember the New York Cosmos? The nation said *yawn*. Oh, and if your not a Manc, your a wank!

Well, The Colonel did put an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly!

I dunno, can she cook? No matter how hot she is someone somewhere is sick of her schit.

I can't believe the WNBA is actually still around. Somewhere a militant lesbian feminist has pictures of David Stern with a goat and a strap-on.

DUDE!! That's wrong on so many levels...I think I just threw up in my mouth. :I starred in Brokeback Mountain:

Kick...kick...run around....kick....kick....corner kick...shot on goal goes wide...kick...run around....kick....shot on goal goes wide...kick...kick...kick....yellow card for something or other,not really sure...kick...kick...shot on goal right at goalie-blocked....kick...kick...kick...run around...kick...penalty shot- other team lines up and puts hands over their nuts- shot goes wide...kick...kick...look up in the sky, it's a blue moon...GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl Oh yeah, that soccer is a hoot!

And here, in the great Ole' US of A, soccer is called boring...

That's good advice...

Similar thing happened to my wife. She played field hockey in high school and one of her teammates, a healthy young lass of 17, just up and keeled over while sitting on the bench. Deed from an aneurysm. Schit does happen, all too often.

Would he be allowed to wear his crash helmet, or is that against the rules of Survivor?

It happened at least once during every Benny Hill Show as well...still funny every time.

They should have included the jury duty skit from the Chappelle's Show on this special- --- David Chappelle, being questioned to see if he would qualify to be on Michael Jackson's jury- "But children have been able to describe Jackson's penis" "Hell I bet I could describe Michael Jackson's penis. It has a head, a shaft, some balls, and glitter on his pubic hair." "Uhhh, that's correct" --- Chappelle-"I do not believe Michael Jackson is guilty of what you say. Come on man, he did 'Thriller'. "So you're saying you would leave your children alone with Jackson?" "HELL NO!!!!"