Gavin in Va Beach

Alien ~NG~ and T-Bone?

"Hey! Where's that tech who's supposed to be working on our computers!?!?!" "He's in the bathroom. He's been in there for the last two hours! He must be beating his meat like it owes him money!"

It was pretty weak, but I admit the segment they had where there was an UFO flying past a couple of towns and like 4 or 5 different cops were recorded having witnessed it and not knowing what the hell it was to me was pretty compelling. Still, the Stealth planes were not known to the general public for years and people often mistook their training missions for UFO sightings, so who knows. I definitely believe there is life outside of earth, I just don't know if it's advanced or if there is advanced life out there, that they would want to get involved with the idiotic human race so intent on destroying itself...

We're DOOOOOOOOMED!

You've posted this !@#$ing story about 20 times. Are you a Bills fan or what? Quit being a schmuck. :I starred in Brokeback Mountain:

DING DING...we have a winner. Clayton also said there was NO WAY Terrell Owens would be anything but a Raven last season. Clayton = RJ

I'm more peach colored. If my Irish skin gets exposed to the sun too much I'm definitely red. Would that make me an Indian...errrr.... Native American?

Maybe he's a backup QB whose job is to stand around Wyche and every time he says something McMahon will start laughing and say "Yes sir, that is correct". He may or may not be drunk when he does this...

AND brought ME-Shawn to his team when Tampa decided it would be better to cut him during the season and still pay him, rather than play him. And how did Eddie George work out in Dallas?

I dunno about stats, but a fiver says Keyshawn attempts to strangle Bledsoe by Week 10 of the season.

"This isn't Russia Danny. Is this Russia? This isn't Russia"

Parents are still allowed to teach their children about birth control, last I heard...

Scientists find that marijuana may keep Granny from drooling all over herself

LOL...he is Stojanfaced!! Poor bastard, has a hottie on his arm and in the immortal words of the Dead Kennedy's he's probably 'To Drunk to !@#$'.

"DAT DUDE DUMPED"

THUMP THUMP THUMP "What's that noise?" "That was my skull, I'm soooo wasted!"

Aww common Rich, his head grew 4 hat sizes since his Pirate days because of those vitamin shakes and egg whites...

There's truth in that statement... Selling Sex and Corruption to Your Kids

TD must be behind this!!! Is there no end to the evil this man will undertake in trying to drag the name of Drew Bledsoe through the mud!!!

Don't pee in a fan...

I could see him as a candidate for getting a "Ralphie"....

...are those frakin' teachers unions. Left-wing by nature, the teachers unions have no problem shutting down a school district to get their teachers pay raises even if they've done little to deserve it. And they push all those stupid liberal programs and teaching philosophies onto the kids... Teacher's Unions Leave All The Children Behind

I tried pot but I did not exhale...

Schit, I'll throw the switch.

I hear that's what women say when asked if they've had sex with you. Oh wait, sorry, I should save that for an insult thread...