Gavin in Va Beach

Did he sign his pitty on the runny kine, my damie?

Just make me King...I'll take care of ya! Niggling point, we live in a Representative Republic, not a democracy. And yes, we need TERM LIMITS! These "professional politicians" are killing us!

"Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?"

Bread and circuses man, bread and circuses...

"You know, selling your soul to Satan isn't so bad after all."

Snyder thinks he's playing fantasy football. Soon he be proposing that teams should get points for yardage and deducted points for turnovers. Bet he hangs out at Redskin message boards too and pulls these stunts just to get more threads started when things get dull...

Ohh stthtop...

I cry every time Julia Roberts is in a movie and doesn't get naked, because the role was wasted on her...

You FORGOT to capitalize SOME of THOSE words IN your rant and to INCLUDE and and

You lost me there...

I think ALL awards shows are useless and are nothing more than celebrity circle-jerks, but you're right, Denzel was totally hosed for Malcolm.

Hey me too! I support an animal's right to be properly cooked and eaten without being harrassed.

Good point about the pressure KtD, but it should be recognized that dollars will lessen when a player is deemed 'past his prime'. Is Phat Pat past his prime? I dunno, but probably.

He's damaged goods. Worth it if you could sign him cheap with incentives, but he'll probably demand (and get) some big dollars for his reputation.

Other than your second sentence, you've accurately described at least 50% of the pro athletes out there. As for your second sentence- fresh legs! That said, drafting Clarett would not be a good move for the Bills. If the Bills drafted him about 10 seconds later every sports reporter in the land would be hounding McGahee for a quote to see what he thinks about the pick, just as they did Henry when Willis was drafted. The Bledsoe gone/JP starting distraction is enough, we don't need another one next season.

Man, greatest receiver ever and he was released. Should have retired a year or two ago on his own terms. Sometimes Jerry, the mind is willing but the body is weak.

Word.

There is NO WAY I would pay that coont a dime, even if it meant getting a new identity and living in the backwoods of Montana.

So's a watermelon, but I ain't farking that either...

...I'm a Retrosexual. *** After searching and searching for my sexual identity. I finally discovered it and I can no longer keep it in the closet. I am here to openly announce that I am a Retrosexual. My Retrosexuality is defined by the following Retrosexual code: A Retrosexual, no matter what the women insists, pays for the date. A Retrosexual opens doors for a lady. Even for the ones that fit that term only because they are female. A Retrosexual DEALS with shiat. Be it a flat tire, break-in into your home, or a natural disaster, you farkING DEAL WITH IT. A Retrosexual not only eats red meat, he often kills it himself. A Retrosexual doesn't worry about living to be 90. It's not how long you live, but how well. If you're 90 years old and still smoking cigars and drinking, I salute you. A Retrosexual does not use more hair or skin products than a woman. Women have several supermarket aisles of stuff. Retrosexuals need an endcap (possibly 2 endcaps if you include shaving goods.) A Retrosexual does not dress in clothes from Hot Topic when he's 30 years old A Retrosexual should know how to properly kill stuff (or people) if need be. This falls under the "dealing with shiat" portion of The Code. A Retrosexual watches no TV show with "Queer" in the title. A Retrosexual does not let neighbors fark up rooms in his house on national TV. A Retrosexual should not give up excessive amounts of manliness for poontang. Some is inevitable, but major re-invention of yourself will only lead to you becoming a froo-froo little puss, and in the long run, she ain't worth it. A Retrosexual is allowed to seek professional help for major mental stress such as drug/alcohol addiction, death of your entire family in a freak treechipper accident, favorite sports team being moved to a different city etc. You are NOT allowed to see a shrink because Daddy didn't pay you enough attention. Daddy was busy DEALING WITH shiat. When you farked up, he DEALT with you. Buck up kitty. A Retrosexual will have at least one outfit in his wardrobe designed to conceal himself from prey. A Retrosexual knows how to tie a farking windsor knot when wearing a tie. A Retrosexual does not strip naked, get into a sweat lodge, and bang on drums to bond with other guys. That shiat is gay. However dressing in kilts, banging on drums around a campfire, and drinking heavily is just fine. A Retrosexual should have at least one good wound he can brag about getting. A Retrosexual knows how to use a basic set of tools. If you can't hammer a damn nail, or drill a straight hole, practice in secret until you can or be rightfully ridiculed for the wuss you be. A Retrosexual's !@#$ is an exit ramp on the road of life. Ladies, contrary to what Cosmo says, spontaneously sticking a finger back there is a good way to be launched off the bed (or if Duff's hotwings have been recently consumed, lose a finger). Make you a deal, we won't mess with yours unless you want us to, and you won't mess with ours period. A Retrosexual will buy feminine hygine products if he has to, but only under protest. This falls under unpleasant things you have to farking DEAL with. Get some Hagen-Daas while your at it. A Retrosexual gives a lady his seat on the bus/subway/etc. A Retrosexual does not order an apple martini at the bar. A Martini has farking gin and vermouth in it dammit. And maybe an olive. In fact, why not just get a beer and a shot of scotch??

Sheeet. If this had happened to one of your Terps, you'd be calling for his head. Cheney is a schmuck. Should be suspended for the rest of the season and post-season.

Pity this got buried... *BUMP* Drafting Clarett would be counter-productive at this time.

"So long, and thanks for all the fish!"

Hole-cloggers don't necessarily have "great numbers", they just clog holes and allow other players more freedom to make plays. Phat Pat didn't stink last year at all by any stretch of the imagination, and was a big part of the defense being Top 5. That said, he certainly isn't worth 5 mil a year. If he holds out for that, he walks. And deservedly so.

For Reds news- http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/sec...?Category=SPT04 The Enquirer had good message boards a long time ago, but they went downhill. Now it looks like they are linking to some other board. Looks new, but could pick up- http://frontier.cincinnati.com/messageboards/