Gavin in Va Beach

Well, the girls might not be so pleased if they had to gobble a few of the cobbs around here...

It was hilarious. R.Rich = RJ See? Instant comedy gold Jerry. Gold.

RIP Clancy the Dog

OK, I'll trade you a snotty European who acts like he's been shot and writhes on the ground whenever he gets touched for your wacky Trinidad and Tobago player who does 20 cartwheels and practically strips naked every time he scores a goal...

I miss Clancy...

You are LAMP said?

"The baby is due in 6 weeks" "Sadly that is probably the last time he will ever see female genitalia."

Holy crap that was funny! "The male to female ratio is pretty good yes? You have your pick of many men who will have no idea how to satisfy you."

What about Dave? Dave's a killer.

I ask him :"Who ohnned da Chiefs?"

From 'Bledsoe/Losman a Dilemma for 2005' by Chris Brown-Bills Digest- When Bledsoe was asked about the possibility of an open competition next year he said dismissively. "No, I'm the quarterback." Yeah, sounds like Drew just wanted to have a 'chance' to start...

NFL's free-agent frenzy about more hype than hope I dunno, maybe Ole' Whitey is doing something right... Then again, it feels so much better to say "SIGN SOMEONE,ANYONE TD...OR WE'RE DOOOOOOMED!!!!"

No, just a horrible human being...

Probably squeels like a pig though...

I can't wait to read all the responses of 'man where was she when I was that age' or 'those kids are now the heroes of the school'... Hot for Teacher? Maybe if this was a School for the Blind...

I've already got high expecatations for McGahee and Evans but only so-so expectations for Losman, so it's easer for him to exceed them.

Ok, here's my Keanu Reeves impersonation: "Whoa"

It's time for you to come out of retirement and sign with the Bills!

I think you get a negative score on the wunderlick test for screwing up your signature, so perhaps you shouldn't bring that up...

In the interests of maintaining a kinder and gentler TSW I WILL NOT say "Holy crap were you born dumb or did it take being dropped on your head a few times to get this way". Nope, won't say that at all. My first post said- Hearst was let go (doesn't imply when he was let go, I'm assuming the posters here are knowledgable about football and know he was released after the 2003 season) and that Barlow couldn't cut it as # 1. Notice I said couldn't, implying that he had the previous season as #1 to himself. Now he couldn't have had the #1 to himself if Hearst was still there, could he? If I was talking about the upcoming season, I would have said Barlow can't cut it as #1. That clear enough for you George?

Sounds fair...

Looking forward to seeing your Yankees play this year J-Bone?

The parents should sue their parents, because if their parents hadn't conceived them then they couldn't have conceived their little savage who they loved to death and will now be known as Vito's B word at the Juvie Detention Hall...

He plays DT sometimes in goal line situations. Dunno if he'd be effective as a regular DT. He could plug holes though...

I dunno about on purpose, I just think it's too difficult for him thinking in 3 dimensions. He's more of the 'Give me the ball and I'll run with it' type of RB. Ask him to do more is probably asking too much.