Gavin in Va Beach

You missed it to..Yodi didn't say he'd be the last of the Jedi, Old Ben did. Yoda then said 'no, there is another'. pwned?

Made the U of Hawaii change their name too...

That would only happen with a player-for-pick trade at this point, IMO. Who else would we be looking to trade?

You could haunt the guy that ok'd the transfer of your organs...

It's gotta be the hat

No way, never happen. TD sucks...

How we can trust the most incompetent UN bureaucrat of all time to implement reform? That he hasn't been thrown out on his ass yet is mind-boggling...

What about 'You da' man!'?

Good deal!

I bet she was something before electricity!

Might offend fecalpheliacs too!

A bison Philly cheese steak? Oh man am I jealous...

Mmmmmm...I loves me some bambie!

Sounds like Coach Nutt has no nuts...

Said the priest to the altar boy...

"What a sad story. I have a large amount of sympathy for you. I view your saga as simply heart warming. Can you feel it? It is oh so simple to tell idealistic tales of woe when one is a kid. An adult would be happier to work for a union shop which offers security, better medical coverage and a superior retirement plan for his or her family. Company name here is not suffering. Both the company and the workers are thriving, but please do not let this stop you from telling us more melancholy sob stories, nor pushing your anti-labor views."

"What a sad story. I have a large amount of sympathy for you. I view your saga as simply heart warming. Can you feel it? It is oh so simple to tell idealistic tales of woe when one is a kid. An adult would be happier to work for a union shop which offers security, better medical coverage and a superior retirement plan for his or her family. Company name here is not suffering. Both the company and the workers are thriving, but please do not let this stop you from telling us more melancholy sob stories, nor pushing your anti-labor views."

Thingy

Ostrich ain't bad either...

Those physical standards needed relaxing anyway...

Penis envy?

It's easier to pronounce his name?

I was born in Londonderry, Northern Ireland. Pop was stationed there in the US Navy, mom was an Irish native. I theoretically hold tri-citizenship. US, Irish, and British.

My grandparents (father's side) are from Brantford (Home of Gretzky), Ontario. They got out of Canada at their first opportunity. I was good friends in college with 3 guys from Canada. 1 went back, 1 married an American for love and stayed, the other married an American girl not for love specifically to stay.

Knock yourself out...