Gavin in Va Beach

Minstrel: [singing] Bravely bold Sir Ron Mexico rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Ron Mexico. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Ron Mexico. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecap split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Ron Mexico. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis split and infected with Simplex 2... Sir Ron Mexico: That's enough singing for now, lads... looks like there's dirty work afoot. If she's not asking, I'm not telling!

"Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners." "You know, Ron Mexico, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we're not doing it." *** "Gimme a litre of cola." "What?" "A litre of cola. "Just order a large, Ron Mexico. "I don't want a large Ron Mexico. I want a god damn litre of cola. "I don't know what that is." "Litre is French for give me some !@#$ing cola before I break your !@#$ing lips and give you herpes!"

Ron Mexico: That ace could not have helped you. Mike McDermott: [laughs] You're right Ron, the ace didn't help. [pushes chips towards the center and flops down his cards] Mike McDermott: I flopped a nut straight. *** Ron Mexico: It hurts doesn't it? Your hopes dashed, the open sores,your dreams down the toilet. And your fate is sitting right besides you.

The wife has been doing DVC for some time now. She loves it and the rooms you get are first rate. Since we haven't had the time to go in the last year, she sold her current points (they accumlate year to year, you can roll them over with some limitations) to someone who was looking to get a Grand Villa (a house that can room about 5 families give or take). When she posted she was looking to sell her points on the DVC message board, she had like 20 requests within the first hour of posting. If you want more info, PM your email addy and I'll get her to email you when she can.

Man we can only hope the do shut down Congress.

Anyone with Billy Joel's $$$ and popularity (at the time of said courtship and marriage) could hit a broad like Christy Brinkley. There are some butt fuggin ugly megarich CEO's out there who never seem to have a problem securing the next trophy wife. Moulah is a most powerful aphrodesiac.

Only because The Dole (like welfare here) provides refuge for able-bodied people against the indignity of lower paying jobs. Start erasing the mindset that there are jobs beneath people and transform welfare to workfare and see the need for immigration lessen. Of course, legal immigration for the intelligent and hard working should always be an option for those who want to go through the proper channels and make something of themselves.

There'd still be alcohol, it's always worked in the past...

breasts McGee

"Cold Sores and Flare Ups aren't in the playbook, but they should be!" "Ron Mexico:The New Ron Jeremy"

I need to see if I can get a grant for the Gavin Wants to Sit on His Ass All Day and Drink Beer Foundation. Think I can get a couple million for such a worthy cause from the Feds?

Just like the days of verifying stories before they go into print are gone as well... Go get em Bo.

Disappointing show. I learned nothing that I didn't find out from the commercials. Boone dying was no real surprise and the baby was born without incident. That's pretty much the whole show. Jack's flashbacks didn't do a whole hell of a lot either. Still, the next show does look pretty damn good.

When the cat took her tongue, I say she took it right back

Shouldn't he have made a History of the World Part II by now? He ain't getting any younger... "It's good to be the King!"

Something goes wrong and a Rosen is involved? Coincidence? I think not...

"Miniscule funbags"...I'm dying over here!

Bah, if Paige didn't have a tight dancers bod she'd be close to fugly. There's some pictures of her in a thong and slapping her ass at some Aids benefit out there somewhere but I'm too lazy to look. Now the true hottie from Trading Spaces who got her own gig called Town Haul is Genevieve Gorder Ooofa...

Moses: I have brought to you the 15 (stumbles, breaks a stone tablet)...errr...10 Commandments..."

"That's not in the playbook, but it should be!"

That was painful.

Opposing players will have some good ammo for smack. "I'm crossing the border and taking you out Ron Mexico!" "I'm wearing a rubber Mike, so I don't get herpes when I sack your ass!" Too precious!

Sorry, gave all my base to the Salvation Army...wasn't using it anymore...

Damn, forgot about the dying monologue! Guess I'm pwned!

I guess you'd be singing 'I feel pretty, oh so pretty' in the afterlife...