Gavin in Va Beach

Someone's got a mancrush... Holy Crap! His arms are the size of my legs!

Good Karma heading his way

Well said. It's not so much a legal system anymore as much as it's become the 'legal lottery'. I think many juries contribute to this problem because they get a momentary power trip for transfering so much $$$ from one party to another.

I think you could compete. The representative from that town said you weren't worth a can of goat piss, but I stuck up for you. I said you were!

Prayers and condolences

And by special I'm sure you mean in a Special Olympics kinda way...

People can only walk all over you if you let them. Your wife needs to do more then be supportive and act as your ally in getting the point across to MIL that she needs to shape up or ship out. 'Course, if she hasn't figured out after 11 years that her daughter has a new life then maybe she's just too fuggin stupid for anything short of exile from your lives.

So how much did you give her before you realized it was a scam?

The damage Michael Jackson has caused...

Beauty is only skin deep.... ...but ugly is to the bone!

This thread is terrible! You obviously have no skill with picking a topic on which to discuss and I'll bet your mother wears combat boots too!! Oops...sorry about that This thread is terrible! You obviously have no skill with picking a topic on which to discuss and I'll bet your mother wears combat boots too!! Was that better for your self-esteem?

Sounds about right. The people that infest our computers with spyware like modem hijackers and other programs that slow down the CPU should get death!

If it's possible to make engines that can get 50 miles to the gallon or better (and still use them in your average sedan, not some mini), then why hasn't it happened since in a free market those cars should sell like hotcakes? I thought the free market solved all problems?

The 911 Operator should have gotten her name and address so she could have sent Family Services out there to take her kids because this chick is obviously too stupid to raise them and they will end up as serial killers or something...

Reuben: Second most successful robbery. The Flamingo in '71. Ron Mexico actually tasted fresh oxygen before they grabbed him. Of course, he was breathing out of a hose for the next three weeks. God damn hippy.

Man, no wonder They Might Be Giants went from being an alternative band to doing kiddie tunes...not that it was a huge stretch for them anyway.

Pretty soon a VERY LARGE chunk of the budget is going to be going to grandma and grandpa for Social Security and healthcare(medicare/medicaid, call it whatever). Get ready for huge tax increases and/or cuts in many programs actually called for in the Constitution (military, upkeep of infrastructure, etc). Here's the thing- if grandma and grandpa (or their families) can personally pay to keep the feeding tube in, fine by me. If however they want the GOVERNMENT to pay for keeping the feeding tube in, then I've got a problem with that. When did it become the governments responsibility to make sure people could live as long as possible? It's going to get messy before it gets better.

Syracuse

Psycho: The name's Ron Mexico, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Ron Mexico, and I'll kill you. Leon: Ooooooh. Psycho: You just made the list, buddy. Also, I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meathooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. And I don't like nobody touching me. Any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you. Sergeant Hulka: Lighten up, Ron Mexico.

Kitty Farmer: I'll tell you what Ron Mexico said. He asked me to forcibly insert the Life Line exercise card into my anus.

Cool to hang around the house in, not cool to wear out in public unless you have the aforementioned 'mullet'.

I think you can see Hammer walking Buddy the Wonder Dog in that picture...

Then where's my damn NFL Network!?!?!?!?

Holy Crap! Is nothing sacred anymore? Have they dropped The Count character so as not to hurt the self esteem of the little tards that can't get past 2???

Why don't you guys just email each other pictures of your dicks so you can see whose is the biggest and get it over with?