Bwahahahaa...
When I was scanning the play-by-play of the KC game earlier this evening, I came across Kelly Holcomb's (poor) interpretation of the 'QB Sneak Pass'. I can still vividly remember that moment in time; when I saw KH start toward the line, I said to the people around me, "nooo - they didn't - they wouldn't - ah kee-rist, they called THAT PLAY ?!?!?"
(By that time, of course, Holcomb had been flattened and the KC offense was jogging out onto the field...)