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THAT...that's how you do it, Turk. That's the pro move. Gotta be super patient and do it juuuussst right, or it blows up.

I...approve. I know many of you respect her golf and fitness tips. I respect her tips, too. ...I feel uncomfortable right now. Excuse me. GO BILLS.

Great post, Hap. Please also math for us what it takes for a football commenter to pass from impartial, to partial, to just being a pure peon lacking any reason like Willie. ...honest to goodness, it’s like Winnie the Pooh telling Piglet the best way to keep his honey safe is to leave it just outside the front door.

You beautiful S*B! Honestly, the stuff you come up with around the net to make us feel better is a treasure.

eball I missed that...and that is awesome. I wish I would have caught that.

Please add: eball is a nut job for thinking the Bills can win 12 games, let alone 12+.

Are we really going to waste time with a b*** s*** thread like this when we have the golden opportunity to sign Chris Hogan to get us over this WR hump for the Super Bowl run?! Why do I even spend my time in here? I have a Sony Walkman, for crying out loud.

We need a Brees retiring update thread.

Pat is A O K, but can someone please let him know that his underwear goes on the inside of his jeans and that he is NOT Little Lord Fauntleroy.

I absolutely don’t blame a soul for picking the Ravens. However, I can jump on Stephen A. Smith for his “no way” can or are the Bills going to beat the Ravens. I stated this in another thread as being just too ignorant a statement for where the Bills are at this season.

NOBODY, loves The Nuch here more than me. 😂.

Will you all PLEASE stop posting and go back to bed so I can go back to bed?! 😉

Rock-a-Bye, I don’t mind him picking (or anyone for that matter) picking the Ravens. I mind the use of the phrase there is “no way” the Bills can win. You don’t use the term “no way” against a team that finished 13-3. You don’t use the term “no way” against the team that finished 2nd overall in the entire League You don’t use the term “no way” against the number 2 offense in the League. You don’t use the term “no way” against a team that scored more than 500 points in a season. You don’t use the term “no way” against a team with the number one receiver in the entire League. You don’t use the term “no way” against a team with the only above .500 strength of schedule of any team in the playoffs. and You don’t use the term “no way” against a League MVP candidate at the most important position in sports. No way do you use it, Stephen.

HUDS making sure when we wake up our breakfast is enjoyable. Thanks, buddy, and GO BILLS!

It’s wrong that this absolute tool gets this many bytes.

Please can we just throw a freaking mustache and dye job on Star Lotulelei, call him Comet LaDell, get our space eater back for the playoffs and call it a day?

Honestly? You guys aren’t even going to mention the great young nfc QBs? What about the likes of Wentz, Goff, Jones, Haskins, Trabisky, Goff, Winston? ...um...maybe...not so much.

See? There are so many good answers out there and you just have to slow down and think about them for a bit.

This isn't even that hard: 1. Eat a bunch of chili or pea soup before work. 2. Show up all cold and clammy, just not looking well. 3. When nobody is looking jab a finger, or feather from in your pocket, down your throat and throw-up in the worst place to throw up in at work. Additionally, get some of your own sick right on you. I mean really sell it, man. The piece de resistance being you lay down right next to it and just keep moaning. I don't care if there is a fire going on at the place of business, just stay down until you are set free.

I absolutely detest bullying...but I am willing to give it a pass in this instance. So no b*** s***ting laziness from you out there. GO VOTE FOR OUR GUY JOSH! 😉

How did I know, Promo, that YOU were going to beat me to this? 🤣 I should have gotten into work earlier. Is this perfect, my friend? No. 7-0 obviously would have been. However, in th alternative I can't think of a better period on the season. Congrats UB on the first ever top 25 finish to a season!

I think of stealing as you have no business winning the game (just like you have no right to steal something), but you win it, anyways. I never felt that way about the Bills on Saturday, especially with our QBs playing so very well...record settingly well, actually. Isn’t it weird, Cruiser, after a WIN that you feel like you have to tune things out? Ridiculous. I’m right there with you, brother.

Respectfully, I would say we got into soft zone and prevent, and then they lit us up. 😅 Even zone and prevent I am thinking 4-5 minutes time off the clock.

So spot on, deneveu. 👍 I've said it a million times, "when you are stepping on a snake's neck you bash its head in", which is the opposite of saying, "when you are stepping on a snake's neck with a two TD lead you let the snake have back to back TD drives of less than 3 minutes each." Nobody ever uses that second saying.

I can agree with some of your sentiment, Gugny, but I can't agree with "stealing a game" wherein they never trailed during an entire half of football...especially when it is the second half and they had a 2 td lead at one time. ..and it is not like the refs also did the Bills "a solid" to ensure the victory.