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See, Ed gets it. Go Bills...Oh man, please Go Bills. Make it happen.

Never say never.

The 23rd is Boxing Day for regifting an office gift you received when you forgot to get someone on your home list a present. ...or because I didn't know the game was on Thursday. Pick the answer you feel is more interesting. I've made my choice.

We want a Cleveland loss, right? EDIT: Just checked...yes.

Yes and we own tiebreakers, but they have won 6 straight and can do us a solid in 2 weeks.

Absolutely, but again to be clear although Sunday's game will be on Eastern Standard Time, as stated in this thread's title I was on Get Ahead of Ourselves Time.

If the Bills run the table they finish 11-6 and win the division. North Division leader Bengals finish against the Ravens, Browns and Chiefs. Not an easy road. If they lose 1, but still win the division, they are 10-7. We lose tie breakers with the Titans…but, the Titans final three are against Niners, Phins, and Texans. Truth is Niners and Phins are on rolls and the Phins still have a playoff pulse. If SF beats Tennessee on Boxing Day how hard…how very hard are you going to be rooting for Miami against the Titans on January 2nd to drop them to 7 losses? I could live with being the 2 seed again with Chiefs probably 12-5 (Steelers, Bengals, Broncos - 2 losses unlikely), Bills at 11-6 and the other 2 division leaders at 10-7. Go Bills and… …give me a moment to swallow the puke back down… …Go teal and orange?! (and yes, HFA if the Chiefs do lose two, Bengals lose one and Titans lose 2)

As the old saying goes, I’ll root for New England when the play Al Qaeda.

And watch, Hyde, just watch. New England will then go out and DE-STROY Indy, with Wentz going 12-31, with three picks. ...Man I hate those New England sons-o'-*****es, I really do. CAN ONE NFL TEAM PLEASE HELP US WITH THIS?! I know, I know, the Bills still have to beat them themselves, but still. Go Bills.

Yes, indeed...and no disrespected intended to the OP, but as a fan base can we please wrap our heads around...a New England loss on Saturday and the Bills control their own destiny for the playoffs AND the division." A New England loss on Saturday and the Bills control their own destiny for the playoffs AND the division. A New England loss on Saturday and the Bills control their own destiny for the playoffs AND the division. * * Repeat this sentence as much as needed.

True, May Day, and in this topsy-turvy world of the NFL maybe the problems of one small upstate NY team and its fanbase don't mean a hill of beans... ...but this is OUR hill, and these are OUR beans! * (* Please let me not be so old that this doesn't mean something to at least some of you.)

LeGOAT, what can we say? When it rains, it kicks you in the n*ts, cheats on you with your girlfriend, rubs it in your face, puts nude pictures of you out on the internet, laughs at you in front of your parents, puts an "I voted 'Undecided'" sticker on your bumper...and then it pours.

@Alphadawg7 A.D., you were right about Zay...I'll hang with you and have your back on this one, brother. GO BILLS!

These are YOUR New England Patriots at about 11:30 tonight. ...nothing but a bunch of four legged bitc**s and posers. Go Bills!

Right? Please, they are ridiculous! ...and for the record I've been a fan of John Allan since they drafted him in 2016.

If you expected The Nucch's memes/gifs/vids/attachments to be long winded and contrary to the man himself...you'd be making as big a mistake as #MJ10 deciding to go with tennis shoes tonight. Thank you, Nucch...see everyone, it is not that hard to make a brief, but epic take.

I want to throw up. I have a whole day of work, a fairly intense day, to be followed by 3 plus hours waiting for the most important game of the season against the most difficult opponent facing our most hated rival and on the league’s biggest stage. Please, someone come to my house and knock me out. Go Bills.

This far down no one is likely going to see this, but I will post anyways because of how I strongly I feel about these wings. The Board is also going to think I am joking about this, but I am not. For a small period of time, between 30-25 years ago, the best wings in Buffalo, the best wings I have ever had…were from Brookfield Country Club. Can’t really describe them or explain them to do them justice, but they were unreal. They don’t make them anymore and I think they were likely particular to the head chef. The closest since…very different, but still close in my mind isn’t on this list, but should be. Pony’s. Don’t believe me? Head out to Middleport and give them a try.

I am hurt that you don't like me back, Ridge, but I can accept that. 😄 ✌️

I hate to be the one to always remind TSW about this, but for disclosure purposes it is important that you all know that as of 9:30 this A.M. it is officially 3,000 hours to kickoff *. Personally, since about 200 of you asked me in personal messages, I have only to get through: 1. work this morning; 2. Doctor's appointment this A.M. wherein my primary care physician is going to read the riot act to me, as he should; 3. more work this afternoon that is likely going to be ugly; 4. breaking in new baby sitter tonight (please don't accidentally be incompetent with our child while we are gone); 5. Sebastian Maniscalco tonight (the only person or thing funnier than the push of #MacJonesMVP). That is 700 hours right there, with another thousand hours over the weekend and finishing up with another 1,300 hours of work on Monday. The wait for MNF can suck it for all I care. (* I actually love it. Dear sweet heaven I love it so. I have one job around here, that's it and it's mine. @Ridgewaycynic2013 wants it, I know he does, but he can go suck it, too **. It's my job.) (** I don't want Ridgeway to suck anything. I like him.)

Just FYI, Super Bowl V MVP Chuck Howley, LB, Cowboys, was the first defensive player to win the MVP and the first (I believe the only) MVP from the losing team to win it as the Colts kicked a last second field goal to win it.

Great. Now my stomach is starting to get in a bind thinking about this game. It's big...dammit, it's a big game.

I got a rock.

I am honestly a person of faith. It is part of who I am and how I live my day to day life and interaction with others. I am also a big proponent of the League's rule changes that helps protect its players. Everyone said it would kill the league, but it is as good as ever and should keep going in that direction with player safety and hitting and tackling. With that said, after just a few weeks of the Pats playing well am I the only one that would take great pleasure in seeing Mac Jones' head separated from his body on Monday?

You are too kind, Sir. I was just aiming for it not getting locked. I figured if I didn't put in the word "Beasely" or the phrase "Hitler was pretty good to dogs" it was going to fly under the radar and survive for at least a bit.