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The Bills will win the Super Bowl Josh will win MVP The Bills will win the Super Bowl Josh will win MVP I will have memory lapse issues

I go to church and then take a 3 hour nap before kickoff. …my boss is going to be pissed.

24, indeed.

Wayne, no lie...you absolutely knew that is what I was thinking about. Pictured it in my head.

So...One less thing to worry about.

YOU are under the misguided assumption that I DON'T go back and check stats! Let me assure you I do! 😜 ...Diggs IS so freaking, awesome. I was reminded by looking through his numbers. AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T WAIT!!!!! EDIT: @extrahammer Diggs will get to 1,000 receptions as a Bill.

You get a trophy from me, Hamma, because of your enthusiasm and confidence. GO BILLS!!!

I love Diggs. I want him on no other team. However, Kupp had 145 receptions last year for 1,947 yards and 16 TDs. Those are whorish figures that you get, not even from just training and hard work, but deals made with people in darkened rooms working with dolls, needles, and "soups" consisting of eye of newt and wolfbane. I want you, any of you, to stand up and tell me...neigh, put money on the table that our God fearing receiver who we all know and love is going to go for MORE THAN 145, 1,947 and 16...let's say 150, 2,000, and 17, this year. Anyone...Beuller? Diggs is outstanding and an all pro. He is close to Kupp. He is not better than Kupp. Now, may I please just go back to working on my own incantations and brew associated with tomorrow's game, and some cranial hair growth remedies, please?!

I remember my first beer.

Guys, to be clear, I was being sarcastic. I went through a litany of things he does do that I would be worried about if hey banned them. He doesn't come close on any of the rule changes.

We are one day away from the one month anniversary of the start of the "very close to seeing stadium renderings" thread.

Is Allen known for sliding or doing fake outs along the sidelines? Please someone let me know when they ban QBs for absolutely abusing the ankles of defenders or jumping over LBs or QBs truck rushing against defenders like QBs are rolling pins against Pop-n Fresh dough and I will worry.

272 games means 544 qb performances, high is what I indicated. Although, I didn’t do the math on the playoffs, but I can’t remember whether they included those. Two QBs in a game can pass for 300 yards. Each team plays 17 games and their are 32 teams. We are in full agreement on the 272 games! agree about the rushing, too.

Weird to think that only 1 out of every 5 QB performances (112-544) results in a 300 yard game. I don't know, maybe that is just me. That's about 6 (edited/corrected - 112 total over 18 weeks) guys a week out of 32 throwing for 300.

Honestly, you guys, somebody come with a stick and knock me the heck out. This is brutal. Jeepers!

This game is 2 days, 6.5 hours and 750 million seconds away.

I am one of those who does not like hearing this from other teams, even division opponents, and I feel obviously bad for the players. It is like whistling past the grave yard headed towards the start of the season. It's always now and earlier. After Labor Day it can happen in a game, but you just don't see anything like this normally happening through the season practices because they practice differently then. But no, right now you have to twiddle your thumbs and hope something stupid and freaky doesn't happen. Man that sucks. Man.

@YoloinOhio Yolo, you are witch with getting this stuff out first. The early bird catches the worm my a**. The one who deals in the dark arts, and makes deals with the cloven footed master rules the day. Nicely done...Oh Prince of Darkness/Bills Fan.

Don’t these threads usually get relabeled or asterisked with (**update: signed**)?

Honestly, I think he could see the field a little bit in nickel situations, Week 1.

Chris, quite honestly, I don't think ANYBODY should call that a career. 😁

Could see what coming?

Of course. Those greedy bast***s have been hiding my skill set since the early 90s. 30 years wasted. Oh the up-back records on punt team that could have been broken.

Edgy. Man, Beast, it is crazy...it is 28 years ago. I remember where I was and what I was doing during the Bronco chase.