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It's Monday. Way to wait. Roundy, why don't you just ask whether to cut the blue wire or the red wire on a bomb with 2 seconds left on the timer? Jeepers!! (can't go wrong with either. Go Bills!)

Dude, seriously I thought the same thing initially. I picked this out of no where, but boy it looks a little like Toronto's lobster roof.

SoCal, because it's retractable. It will be in the next drawing. 😂

Scott, it is the "awesome" tag on our Board, but to me it is just plain a Super Bowl trophy. You get it, my friend, because I know how hard that must have been. Brother, I am so sorry. I love guitars. I hate that you became unable to play and I CAN truly imagine the hurt in selling your babies. Go Bills, brother. See, the Wiz gets it! 😅

The wait is finally over.

I like to play guitar. I took it up years ago, but I only really committed to it in the last few years. It calms and relaxes me. It also helps me get my mind off the fact that this really is a number of injuries after only 1 week. GO BILLS! Oh, I also like fencing. There is nothing like working with wood and fresh white paint.

Tua played amazing today. Do you want a given? The Bills winning the AFC East.

So, umm…Miami and KC the only 2-0 teams in the nfl. 😂😂 Hey, it is what it is.

J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets!

How…how can anybody hate this team?! I love it. loved them at the end of last year and even more so now.

board member Lynx over there: “That was pretty fun for 30 minutes though, right? Thank you beer“ 😂. God bless him, I respect that.

Bucs and Saints showing what great teams they are in 2022. For the love of all get out I fear absolutely no one in the NFC. Check that, I am maybe more worried about the 57 points in 6 quarters Lions then any of the others. Posers…the whole lot of them. Maybe Minny is the cream at the top.

Pfft, if the Ravens were worth anything they’d go for 312 in the second half to make it an even 600 yards against the “you can’t find a better defense in the league” defense.

Jeepers, given how badly the Dolphins are playing I can’t even really enjoy it.* (* I am enjoying this beyond rational thought)

I wanted to say this before the season, but forgot. Put this possibly under “unpopular opinion” if you want, but I believe (and have believed) that Ron Rivera is one of the most overrated coaches in the league…maybe even a Jeff Fisher Award winner. I love that he beat cancer…but it is not an excuse for giving him a pass on being not very good at the coaching of the football.

Congratulations, everyone, for making it to day 23 of 1 Bills game!

You are darn right, Wiz. It should make anybody sad, and I am not even including all those that died during the two weeks before kickoff. Just before kickoff on Monday the Bills will have played one game in, I believe, 23 days.

Male mosquitos live on average 10 days. Which means by kickoff on Monday night there will have been a whole generation of male mosquitos that were born, lived and died while never having seen a Bills game, and Josh Allen, in their lifetime. So, NFL schedule makers, go take any of your thoughts about us being a "civilized society" and go blow it out your backside. Yes...blow it out, well.

Jeepers, I was thinking more along the lines of "My Name is Luca" by Suzanne Vega, but this is way, way, better! Nice pull, wjag!

Chiefs and Chargers Hey side note, and maybe semi related, but remember that time the Dolphins had the opportunity to take what would now be considered one of the top 3 or 4 QBs in the league and we were all hoping they wouldn't take him and then all of sudden they DIDN'T take him?! Remember?! ...good times.

In email headings if I have no further comment I put "nm" for "no more" (no message obviously, too), as in no more to the message and you don't have to open up.

I know that traditionally the NFL has done double Monday night games to start the season or in the first two weeks, but is this game a little bit of a dig on the Bills being a small market team? Make them the first game and even though they are one of the best teams gloss over the likely lower earlier game ratings and blend with the later game? Just wondering. I was surprised with the 19% drop in ratings from last year's Bucs - Cowboys opener. I mean the Bills and Rams were technically an epic match-up. However, maybe it makes sense because of Bills being a smaller market and Rams market, in mass or as a percentage of viewers just really not interested. Again, just speculating here.

I can't believe how bad this look is, both ways, anyway you cut it. "Look everybody, it's Brownie the white elf" The fights are going to make themselves on this (and this is all still about football, too). It's racist if the elf is a POC, it's exclusionary if the elf is not a POC (No one jump on me, because I don't make the rules, it's jus the way things are) Why the hell wasn't it a dog?! Browns, why are you so bad at absolutely everything you do?!!!!!!

That's like bringing a plastic knife to a gunfight.