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McCoy's body isn't even cold yet. Harsh, BP4. Beane: "...ANY-WHO, since we are up and talking about it, hey staff who was that RB you were talking about last week from East Whatever State?"

Already on it, my friend.

Btw, not for nothing, but the dead cap money if Shady goes is $5.25 million, and I believe we get $3.45 million in cap relief, if I'm reading Spotrac correctly. Edit: and we would obviously and easily hit the $50 million mark in dead cap money this year.

BBF we shouldn't even be talking about this stuff in open forums. I will contact you privately through discord channels later to discuss the skinny on this mishigosh.

Because he knows this may be an FBI set-up. Threat level: midnight. Whiskey. Tango. Franklin. Hey, is Mark Spitz over there wearing a wire?!

I had Doritos. I'm...better.

Guys, truly a lot said here, funny and argumentative. The thing is our season really could be up in smoke. I didn't think we were going to make the playoffs, but I was fine with that for this year. If Shady's gone, though, I am not sure "Next Bill up" is going to cut it. My prediction was 6-10 or 7-9, and the playoffs in 2020. Man...that 6-10 could be very generous right now. ...not to jump the gun.

FRANK RIZZO!! i'll stop as this is getting off topic, but I am dying over here laughing. are your doctors reputable?

I love you.

Can I sue you?

Jeepers, 3rd, this is 2018. How the hell long do you expect us to wait?

Please, please, please somebody put up audio of the Jerky Boys doing "Punitive Damages"!

I corrected just before you posted, but kudos. i was too busy reading you threading higher up on the page to check it sooner so it is your fault. ...love your post, btw.

You, my friend, have won the internet today. Savor it.

Canisius College turned down Vince Lombardi for their head coaching job in the late 40s. Edit: yeah, looked it up. 1948.

Well, if it's from the ripoffreport... I will say, the woman has a type.

I'm now standing in my bedroom (while my wife is talking about something) and I am bowing to you, Sir. Bowing. My Leage (spelling). No pun intended, but great catch by you.

@KD in CA I'm not going to lie. This beats the hell out of the Swoosh thread.

Honestly, KD, this is when these long threads get down right awesome! well done, Sir. Well done, indeed.

Ya know, damn, KD, didn't think of that.

@Hapless Bills Fan Will you please force the OP to change the name of this thread to "Real Estate Law"?

It would actually be kind of funny if he goes to jail for this, but eventually gets the eviction. ...just kinda...horrible story, though.

Dilly dilly, I say! seriously, Gents, if any of this is close to being true he is toast. If...

I just sneezed and I missed two pages of this thread.