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Dak, even a little bit more food for thought...JA could reasonably do the 220 yards per game, with a very reasonable 7.33 yards per attempt ("YPA"), given the way he throws. That would mean 30 passes a game and if the kid has no real improvement on his completion percentage (which, however, I think he will), he could put up the yardage and YPA stated above with 30 passes a game and completing 16 of them (53.3%). Again, though, I just plain think that overall all he will be better, but even if he isn't it could still be a productive year for him.

Well, I guess I am the moron. Evidently he will only get a slap on the wrist.

GOAT, you know...we know, it is not right to do this stuff in the first place. When the girl is young and likely doesn't speak English, your antenna should be up. When she is VERY, VERY young and doesn't speak English your antenna should be a satellite because something is REALLY wrong here. I just don't see how he skates with a slap on the wrist for this. When you are eating wings and you are dipping it in Ranch saying, "Man, that's great blue cheese!"...no...no it's not, but alright. I sort of get it. However, when you are eating wings and dipping them in mustard saying, "Man, that's great blue cheese!"...?....You are a damn liar!

"No...No...You're looking for Mr. Kraft...OK...Bob, it's Liam Neeson on the phone. He says he doesn't have money, but he does have a very particular set of skills he's acquired over the years...and you are NOT going to like them."

If he got 3,500 hundred passing, 640 rushing and 30 total TDs (passing and rushing) I would be fine with those stats, with the caveat that I need more than 20 TDs passing. 23-7 P/R? sure, fine.

Respectfully, they'll just plain take prostitution off the list of indiscretions.

Huds, let's not for get the classic "Shaddy is going to jail"...sooo close to 200 pages.

Just to be clear, we are all here right now because we hate the Patriots and their owner just got caught on tape with a hooker, right?

Robert Kraft: "Umm...OK players, you can have pot."

@Inigo Montoya Shady corrected me, Inigo. My bad.

Sorry, Inigo, and I may be wrong, but wouldn't it be their fourth straight Super Bowl?

You know what, although I cannot back it up with articles how come every time we have a low quality rated field, we upgrade it with cutting edge tech and invariably a year later the players review the league surfaces and ours is still the worst?! For once I want to get a new field and have other NFL players come in and say, "dang, this is a great field!". ...ok...that's my minor and worthless rant. Seriously it just bugs me because it sticks in my memory.

My goodness, is Hackenberg bad. The team is bad, but for a guy drafted in the second round a couple of years ago...Jeepers!

Anderson is going to collect, I believe, almost a million dollars to run the scout team and occasionally throw out some pearls of wisdom to the younglings. ...life must be sweet.

I am respectfully done with all WRs from that draft.

Gary marangi

Man, was it Tony Hunter at 1 in 1983? reuben Gant before that may have been a first rounder, too.

Augie, I approaching that age where anytime I have to pee can be a major event for the day.

Cinny-Life is strong out of the gate here. Anything with Crunch seems to rule. An all time classic, NHK...not a surprise here! Lately for me, and sorry guys, but I have to go with Raisin Bran Crunch. Classic. Seems healthy. Has fruit in its original. ...but the crunch knocks it out of the park.

I disagree, Ridge, as Flacco has never played for the Bills.

Excuse me while I go punch myself in the face as hard as I can LVI times.

... ... ... ... ...I am a fat tub of goo.

My fantasy Huds is that they host the Bills for their opener on Sunday night (as it will likely be GB/Chicago for the 100th anniversary kickoff on Thursday) and Allen lights them up. ...I mean just plain lights them up. Then late in the game, down by 17 with three minutes left in a game he should already be out of Brady gets injured, but not even by getting hit. It’s as he is running out of bounds on a play. Please, nobody wake me.

Great post. One reminder, though, we did beat them in New York during the season. Maybe would have taken them more seriously had we lost.

NFL fan bases, please raise your hand if you almost single handedly raised more than $400,000 for charities not involving your own team's players in 2018? You there in the back, is your hand up? No? OK, so just the Bills fans.