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Tom thinks Larry the Cable Guy is a hoot.

What the hell does a 6 year old do with $2,000?

Buffalo Joe's avatar is not meant to be ironic.

Cute. I'm a fan of the brunette, non-emaciated, voluptuous type.

Yes, and "vaguely hominid" works well too. "Wandering aimlessly in the wilderness" applies better to the Bills' wide receivers, I think.

couldn't block traffic

DC Tom BringBackFergy Gugny Jauronimo Canadian Bills Fan Greggy T Astrobot Duck/Dog Bandit Beerball 4merper4mer

Wanting to kiss Fred Jackson doesn't count.

**** like this makes me never want to leave the house. People !@#$ing terrify me. And I don't mean the gayness part--I'm totally cool with gay people. It's the zombie apocalypse of nonsense thinking that scares me.

Yes

I predict I will continue to get burned like this pretty much every time I post anything.

I predict continued pain, confusion, deterioration, isolation, miscommunication and regret. But other than that, I think it will be a pretty good year.

This is great news. Lots of buzz around this kid. Looking forward to his first USMNT call up.

Doesn't matter. Ends in frustration either way.

Yeah, you're right. I should have said 30 good things.

If you're having a hard time getting into the holiday spirit, this will help... http://www.buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume/moments-that-restored-our-faith-in-humanity-in-2014#.ridPVdBnX

I would love the Bills on Hard Knocks

Some more than others. I'm talking about songs with a particularly well-told, coherent narrative. Sheesh.

Hackett uses logic exactly like this when deciding which play to call next.

I think we all know that Tom's #1 choice is "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but I'm curious to hear from some non-geniuses as well. Some of my favorites: “The Lonesome Death of Hattie Carol” – Bob Dylan “The Mercy Seat” – Nick Cave “Famous Blue Raincoat” – Leonard Cohen and a hokey choice, but I still like it... “Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Tree” – Tony Orlando & Dawn

Nice job referencing the Eagles and Motley Crue in the same post. I think that's a TBD first.

What did he injure? From the clip it looks like it could be left leg, right shoulder, head, face, ribs, left elbow, collarbone or some combination of these.

Hard to pick the biggest douchebag here... https://mobile.twitter.com/Patriots/status/546722039869239296/photo/1

I'd listen and follow the sound of Billy Ocean blasting and find the guy holding the boombox.