Cugalabanza

Me too! I mean, I'm gonna hug my wife and daughter, not yours. I'm not some kind of weirdo that goes around hugging everybody. Not that your wife and daughter don't deserve a hug or that they're gross or something. I mean, I'd hug them too. But only if you were there, watching. Wait, not like dirty watching. Just like if it was normal and appropriate, not weird. ****. Nevermind.

!@#$

Last night's game was awesome. They really took the game away from Germany, which I did not know was possible. Still an issue of finishing--they should have had more goals--but to hold Germany scoreless is truly impressive. I can't believe how well that back line of Sauerbrunn, Johnston, Krieger and Klingenberg has played throughout the tournament.

Oh man, never go into business with a suspicious party. Mr. Rahim is gonna get screwed on this deal.

I can't believe this ridiculous movie ever got made. And what the hell happened to Tim Roth? He used to be a very good, respected actor.

Not worried about USA advancing. But I still want to see them kick Nigeria's ass tonight. They haven't really let loose yet in this tournament. Time to score a bunch of goals.

!@#$ him and the steel horse he rode in on.

USA women play Sweden today at 7pm ET. This will be a tough one.

Confucius say he who get distracted by porn on motorbike going to Bangkok.

The only thing I can think of that makes sense is maybe he was getting hot and drowsy and he thought he had time and other options before trying to bust out a window. So he sort of said to himself I'll just close my eyes for a minute...and that was the end of it.

Nonsense! USA and Germany must trade world rankings immediately. USA #1 Germany #27

Wow, the USA men's team just beat Germany in Germany 2-1 a few days after beating Netherlands 4-3 in Netherlands, coming from behind in both! Great performances. I'm hugely impressed by this team right now.

I've watched the USA women quite a bit, including most of their friendlies. They do occasionally play very good "total football." I sometimes question coach Jill Ellis in that she doesn't always get the most out of their talent. They have so many good offensive minded players, that sometimes it feels like they play without a gameplan and there is not a good flow. It's been a while since Alex Morgan has been at her best. I hope she regains that form soon though because when she's on, their attack is much more potent. She adds vision and creativity and helps them attack from all angles.

Thanks, BB.

Good win, but it wasn't a particularly well played game. Lucky they have a great goaltender because their defense was terrible in the first 30 minutes. They will need to pick it up if they want to go far. I think they will get better as the tournament goes on. And yes, USA has the best looking team. In addition to Morgan, Leroux and Press, I think Kelly O'Hara and Amy Rodgriguez are pretty adorable.

President Obama (seated) shows his penis to a suprised Captain Kangaroo impersonator in a scenic location.

It truly is bull ****. The players deserve better.

Luckily, they have plenty of options at striker in the meantime. Wambach, Leroux, Press and Rodriguez are all very good scorers. I predict Carli Lloyd will be a big factor too, attacking from her midfield spot and getting some goals in this tournament.

USA plays their first game today, against Australia. 7:30 pm on Fox Sports1 Check it out. The women's game is very fun to watch.

Yes? (If you want my attention on a personal matter, maybe a PM would be better instead of just calling for me in the middle of some random thread)

You could give up all snacks after dinner for a month. Another good one is crap TV. Don't watch anything that isn't enriching or educational in some way (you draw the line where you want). Or don't watch anything with commercials in it.

or cheese

Try booze

I was gonna say hell yes, but after reading Tom's reply I'm not interested anymore.

That's pretty great. Calls out the two most full of **** aspects of the game at the same time.