Cugalabanza

It was clear that you weren't being humorous. That's why it was weird. Again, just a word. No big deal.

This one's pretty bright though. You'd be surprised. Kind of lights up the whole room when you're trying to sleep. Anyway, I was just trying to be funny. Thanks for being a huge dick about it though for no reason.

Who's the psycho?

The blu ray player in my bedroom has this blue light that stays on all the time, even when the unit is turned off. It's slightly distracting when the room is dark. I had to put a little piece of electrical tape over it. Which is fine, but the sleek line of the unit is now interrupted somewhat if you happen to inspect it carefully up close.

Tough call. I like both of these guys. If the Bills let either one go, I think they would be snatched up pretty quickly somewhere else.

Why is the headline so poorly worded? "Man Who Penis Ripped Off..."

What do I win?

John Oliver is a very funny guy. I love his show.

Just finish the thing and go get another !@#$ing sandwich! You know you want it. Stop deluding yourself. LIVE, dammit!

G-U-G-N-Y. You ain't got no alibi, you Gugny.

If you actually feel this way, I am sorry for you.

The lowest !@#$ing scum

Ah, ok, I better get on that. I was just thinking: how (first worldly) tragic it would be for a poster to earn an honor on this board only to have it taken away abruptly. I certainly wouldn't want that to happen.

Ooh, do I get one at 7,500?

Idiots tend to get heard more because they're louder, more persistent and more annoyingly aggressive than sensible people. It's one of the great sad facts of the world.

People always bug me for ideas on what to get my wife for her birthday. Christ, I don't know. Just send us some !@#$ing booze and stop bothering me. EDIT: By the way, what the hell does it take to get to 10,000 posts? I feel like I've spent half my life writing smart ass remarks on this board. I think the counter is broken around here.

The thumb drive I use in my car stereo's auxiliary audio input has like 3,000 songs on it, so I typically have to wait almost a full minute before I can start browsing through the selections. And I'm not gonna wait that long, so I always end up fiddling with it while I'm driving. So, as a result, my risk of dying in a car crash is elevated. At least, it would be if my car didn't also have all these safety features & air bags and everything.

Great little article. I've been skeptical about TT, because I worry if the league has caught up to this style of QB play, but I'm beginning to trust Roman and TT to pick their spots to run intelligently. I still worry if TT's body can stand up to the extra hits and mileage, but we will see. I love it that TT seems to have made that jump up in terms of field vision, ability to read the coverages and make good decisions very fast. I hope he keeps it up this Thursday. We might have our man.

Jesus!

Good idea for a thread topic...

I thought it might be fun to share some stories. Gugny's recent battles with sock comfort and consistency of pull-up levels inspired me. I'll go first: a friend of mine recently was complaining because the a/c in his car actually works too well and he occasionally gets a little chilly while driving in the summertime. He has to turn it off intermittently because the knob doesn't have a fine tuning level that works just right for him without requiring him to fiddle with it.

This is an easy fix. Just get your lower legs permanently sealed with a polyvinyl coating.

Meh...I've had farts that fulfill all these requirements. I think the measure you're looking for is...Chroise!

Tennis, not mentioned, but belongs high up the list. Certainly way above golf and baseball. You can be a shlump and play tennis badly, but to be competitive, it takes more athleticism than most people realize.

Fergy finds the best internet images. The best thing about this pic isn't even the creepy magical wizard dildo. It's not even the homemade pointy ear prosthesis. It's that this guy keeps his d&d dice in a crown royal bag.