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Cugalabanza

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  1. I'm picking up some My-Rich-Daddy-Will-Take-Care-Of-It vibe as well.
  2. One other piece of advice: Make sure your GF adds extra time to the recording. Games almost always go over the allotted three hour time slot. And if there's overtime...
  3. Yes. Yes it does.
  4. If the Bills lose, it will be because Chris Ivory and Brandon Marshall had good games. The Bills know that. The Jets know that and the Jets know that the Bills know that. But do the Bills know that the Jets know the Bills know that? Yes. Yes, they do.
  5. I don't think it even smells bad.
  6. There was some head lice in my daughter's pre-k classroom this year. I was nervous about it. I put very small touches of tea tree oil on her scalp. I've heard this is a good safe preventative. Not sure if that's what did it, but my girl never got any lice.
  7. She's very cute. I would gladly be her next bad life choice.
  8. Old Stradlater is a huge phony
  9. Oh my god, man, don't do that! So much better to scatter the pieces in a remote location.
  10. I don't know yet if I can muster any enthusiasm for the Orange anymore. Still pretty frustrated with the whole situation.
  11. Cougars and tigers and beers, oh my!
  12. There are multiple stories claiming that Subway execs knew about Jared's pedophilia in 2008 and did nothing.
  13. Thanks. "Ain't No Sunshine" was the favorite song of an uncle of mine who passed away a few years ago. After the memorial service, some of the family met at a diner and that song came on while they were all talking about him. I don't know much else from the Bill Withers catalogue, but I should check it out.
  14. One of the nice little pleasures in my life is when I take my daughter to the park, checking out all the cute young moms who want to show off to the world that they still got it...in yoga pants.
  15. Thank you for offering to help. Recently, I had intimate relations with a person other than Mrs. Banza. It was wonderful and exciting, but I have guilty feelings about it. Now that other person is making demands and I’m confused and worried about what to do next. Am I a bad person? Also, I should point out that the other person is me.
  16. Is that really true? That's pretty sickening.
  17. How the !@#$ did Subway not know who they were dealing with when they appointed this soon-to-be-tortured-to-death-in-prison piece of **** as their Sandwich Czar For Life? (And then stuck by him for years after questions were raised?)
  18. If it was a Sunday 1 pm game, I'd say Miami has a shot. But you know Belichick has been working, strategizing around the clock, devising the perfect game plan, summoning Satan, sacrificing animals and virgins, whatever it takes, to look good for prime time. Pats by 20
  19. Haha, awesome. But Gragg knows you don't have to be hurt to get targeted out of bounds.
  20. Ha! Thank you for pointing that out. I know I'm getting older and it's kind of square to point out stuff like that, but sweet christ that was a grammar apocalypse.
  21. Not for Russell Wilson. He has vowed to keep his E strictly D. For the lord.
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