My daughter, when she was a baby, had what I thought was a nasty cut on her face. I washed it, and kissed it and put Neosporin on it. Later, it just fell off and I realized it was just a booger. I kissed a booger!
All games are flawed. The NFL has a ludicrously convoluted rule book, too many penalties, too many commercials, replays are excruciating and take way too long. It's the only sport where the referee has to address the crowd by microphone to give explanations of what's going on...
But we still love it.
If track had multiple events at each distance depending on what arm movements you made while doing it, guys like Usain Bolt might have as many medals as Phelps.
You guys are just jealous of my newfound celebrity status. I'm gonna get these guys to start waving a flag on TV that says "Cugalabanza rules! Blokestradamus, DC Tom and Doc stink!"
I like RGIII, but It's hard to watch him play. I can feel him about to get injured every time he drops back. He seems so frail and unable to protect himself. It's like watching Bambi's mom when the hunters show up.
Beerball is a wonderfully talented kung fu disco rollerskater. If that event was included in the Olympics like it should have been, Beerball would be bringing home the gold.