Cugalabanza

You guys are just jealous of my newfound celebrity status. I'm gonna get these guys to start waving a flag on TV that says "Cugalabanza rules! Blokestradamus, DC Tom and Doc stink!"

I actually know who is responsible for the Bills flag being waved around Rio! They are relatives of a girl I know who works with my wife.

He's unquestionably a piece of ****. I hope Girardi doesn't even put him in the lineup for his last game.

He ain't got no alibi. He Gugny.

I like RGIII, but It's hard to watch him play. I can feel him about to get injured every time he drops back. He seems so frail and unable to protect himself. It's like watching Bambi's mom when the hunters show up.

Bathroom stall door closers?

Cool, thanks. I'll look around for these.

I have tried a couple. Can't remember the brands. I do remember liking them. Which one(s) do you recommend?

Fergy knows how to burn a mofo!

I've been sipping some nice bourbons. Maker's 46, Evan Williams single barrel, Widow Jane 10 year and a little bit of plain good old Jim Beam.

Beerball is a wonderfully talented kung fu disco rollerskater. If that event was included in the Olympics like it should have been, Beerball would be bringing home the gold.

joe is mostly composed of organic materials and displays rudimentary signs of sentience

I'm pretty sure you're the only poster whose screen name still mentions the guy who WAS fired over four years ago.

Cheers, Mill & Jack!

A shout out to that magic thing that happens when the signal from an electric guitar overloads an amp and results in DISTORTION. The best lucky accident in man's clumsy floundering with technology since penicillin was found in mold. Who could have guessed it would sound so !@#$ing cool? Proof again that a good thing can be improved by !@#$ing it up a little in just the right way. The magic of life, evolution and art exemplified. EDIT: well, maybe that sounds too grandiose about it, but it's a pretty nice thing in the world and I like it.

Man, you really need to step away for a bit and go get a milkshake or something.

Very (painfully) true. Your idea of the Trump Train being an opportunity for giving a civics lesson to the sign-waving mouth breathers could be viewed as a little...optimistic.

Understood. My criticism doesn't apply to your position. But I've heard the "blow it up" chant from people who I know have not thought it through.

Not exactly. The ideology I had in mind was the "Republican" one.

That, to my mind, is very strange thinking. I've been hearing that a lot lately. It's clear to me that, in most cases, it's just a bad rationalization for someone not willing to break out of his ideological cage.

I'd just like to take this moment to mention one of my favorite aspects of this election cycle: Chris Christie Could he have played his hand any worse? Could he conceivably be any more of a pathetic schlub? It think not.

I'm not sure. I think I better go home, drink a 12 pack of Molsons and then I can give you a proper answer.

Last night was one of the best episodes of WWE in a while. When the crowd was chanting "say his name! say his name!" but then Lyin' Ted still wouldn't say it and then the crowd got all whipped up in a frenzy and then the People's Champion showed his (scowling) face before the speech was even done... man, I almost spilled my Mt. Dew.

I like how one of the charges is “sexual interference.” Sounds like a BS hockey penalty. Is all of the Canadian justice system like that? Maybe she’ll get a 5 year major for "intimate roughing."

This is a high koala-ty post.