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Why does this persist? What's the diagnosis, Dr.?

George Orwell almost had it right. Although, it's not necessary to go back and revise previous stories. A better strategy emerged: just make the news a swirling mess of vague confusing half truths so that nobody really knows what's going on in the first place...which ensures that eventually nobody really CARES what is really going on anymore.

Maron WTF (depending on the guest)

Don't do me like that

You know who's real good? That Tom Petty! For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "American Girl."

The lawsuit might get some traction. Minnesota is not a right t'werk state?

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Yes, mass-media has failed us. But, more importantly, the people have failed themselves. They've allowed the media to sell them pre-packaged crap and brand recognition...and FEAR. Our electorate is now fully idiotized and ripe for whatever the hell is next.

Wow, that seems kind of medically suspicious to me. Goodwin was taking a nap on the field after head trauma.

It does. It tells me that there are many millions of wild raving morons in this nation. I'm not here to defend Hillary or grind any ideological ax, but there is no comparison to Trump. He's a !@#$ing joke! This whole bizarre extended episode of mass delusion will be looked back upon in embarrassment.

I still can't completely get it through my head that the loudmouth idiot real estate scumbag Donald Trump is hijacking our entire culture in this insane frenzied ego orgy and getting millions of people to magically forget that he's a sleazy loudmouth !@#$ long enough to actually consider voting for him. Didn't we all know he was excrement decades ago? Down is up. This will all be over soon, right?

I think that sounds lovely. It would transition nicely into a pirouette and then into jazz hands as you pronounce, "You're an idiot."

Brave artist! It's about time we get people to think about their "natural choreography.'

Haha! Even Reilly is listed as day to day due to his banged up pyloric valve.

I’ve watched the first three episodes. So far, I’m impressed. Unsurprisingly, the production values are top notch. The show looks outstanding. I think the writing is pretty great too, better than the previews suggested. I think they handle the “Fantasy Island” aspect in a way that is very fun. And the philosophical/techno-psycho-AI/behind-the-scenes stuff is done well too. They avoid over-explaining and they include some very interesting ideas without insulting anyone’s intelligence or giving easy answers. Big thumbs up from me. I really enjoy it. The scope of the whole thing is so huge that I think it will be challenging to keep it compelling for multiple seasons. But for now, I think It’s great.

Aww, we're family!

Perhaps the most conventional weapon of all.

Everybody hates their family, but I think it's best that disputes be restricted to using conventional weapons only. So, I applaud this initiative.

My suggestion: Put the ball back at the 2 for all after-TD tries. But here's the catch: If you kick for 1, then it has to be KICKED BY THE PLAYER WHO SCORED THE TD! That makes the PAT much more interesting than it has been. It eliminates the stupid 15 yard line rule in effect now. Allows for fakes. And it will encourage more 2 point tries. Makes the whole scenario way more interesting and adds drama.

That was a fun time, before MTV went to crap. There was a brief period when it was cool to watch videos on MTV. It was even worthwhile sitting through songs you thought were lame because many of the videos were so well done and original. There still are a lot of cool music videos being made, by really talented directors. Of course, they're scattered all over the place and you have to seek them out.

That's true. You may be the only member of the Methodological Sarcastic Anarchist party.

Lying about blowjobs has a long history of being a legitimate comedic device. It also has a long history as a political philosophy. In fact, I challenge you to come up with a better definition of Democracy than "lying about blowjobs."

Oh, it's just a joke. Actually, it's the first time I've been impressed by anything Madonna did in 30 years.

http://www.theonion.com/article/trump-spends-entire-classified-national-security-b-53550

Wow, you REALLY talk about Tim Graham a lot.