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That's what they said on the Titanic. Same result.

Hey Ice, don't tell me WHEN I can be happy. Ok, you pushy self-righteous bastard?

I really like the Moulds/Spikes one. Nice work!

This is the single most significant stat for this team. It's exactly 20 games since our (now inexplicable) 2-0 start of last year. And the whole problem is the inability to assert our will in the red zone. The power running game theory is a joke, obviously.

I think Spikes, Moorman or Moulds (I voted for Spikes). Not Willis or JP just yet. This is an honor that one has to EARN!

Oh great. An "I toldja so" post. How refreshing.

A suggested revision... WHEN THE BILLS HAVE THE BALL: Go get another beer.

Right you are, Ken.

http://www.jeffgoldblumiswatchingyoupoop.com/ When exactly did the world end and why wasn't I informed?

"Doc, it was a million-to-one shot."

I always hated these "would you rather chew your own arm off or french kiss your grandma" type questions. ...so I didn't even vote.

Jay, I swear to God, if I see you on one of those HBO shows in the middle of the night, I'm gonna tear my eyeballs out.

Even if we won the game 12-10, it would be the saddest day in the history of pro football.

Kick the 3 on first down!

Great post. I definitely agree with the part about getting Shelton off the field in favor of a third WR.

Woohooo! All together now... We're better than the Bears We're better than the Bears We're better than the Bears

This made me think about Mike Williams on Peter King and that made me laugh.

I don't feel comfortable with the "we're not the worst--we're only like the 3rd or 4th worst" argument. Sounds weak. Feels weak. Guess what... this team is weak.

Doh! I forgot "teamswappingwhore" = Tbone.

Would it be inappropriate at this time to resort to calling you a T-Bone?

Usually, you can expect an interception in the red zone.

I understand that these guys aren't expected to show up to a lot of classes in college, but jeez!

...as a BACK-UP quarterback in the NFL. Now take a seat, sir.

Dear Lime Green Couch, Just how much pain can I endure? I have seen many former Bills fans walk away from the repeated heart breaks. Why am I still here, hoping against hope like some kind of delusional mental patient? Am I a loser? Do I subconciously NEED to associate myself with a cursed team in order to fulfill some fundamental guilt complex? What the hell is wrong with me? Sincerely, Bills Masochist in Atlanta

ZZZING!