Cugalabanza

In honor of this landmark achievement, I would like to make the following declaration: I guarantee the Bills beat the Jets this weekend. If I am wrong, you doubters can decide what I will show in my signature line for the rest of the season. If I'm right, I only ask that you acknowledge my genius.

Me, I like drugs. That's my position. I have to take some every day just to keep me from staring at girls' cleavage.

Girls are too much! You cannot help sneaking a look. Impossible. I think it's even harder when you're dealing with visible nip-through-shirt action. Also, if a girl has really great EYES, it knocks me out. If you're a pretty girl and you're talking to me and you have nice eyes, I'm gonna try to pay attention to what you're saying, but I'm sorry, I can't make any guarantees.

Now you're talkin'!

Yeah, but they're related to... HIM. No thank you.

I applaud the effort. I wish more Christians would try this.

Showboating = only mildly annoying (a matter of taste) Getting away with murder = considerably worse. I agree with T.O. completely on this one.

I'm with ya. Another 100 yards + from Willis and another good defensive showing and we're right there. I wanna see this team prove that it can fight and win a couple tough ones.

Is that before or after choking on a pretzel, falling down and hitting his face on a table?

I don't have a score prediction, but I do expect a really good close game. It's always interesting with those green idiots. Damn, their run game is clicking. Then again, our run D is stout as stevestojan. Drew might just get a little confidence back after last week's 2 TD's & no sacks. Then again, he's likely to crumble when the pressure comes. Gee Skipper, you got a real good point there. Then again, Professor, what you're saying makes pretty good sense too. Thank you, Gilligan

Hey guys, do yourself a favor. Start calling your wife/girlfriend's period "BJ week" and make a big joke about it. They love that.

One thing's for sure: Whichever way the vote goes tonight, the real winner is the American people.

It's poetry. Don't try to figure it out, just let it wash over you and be inspired by it.

Oh good, politics.

They certainly showed us.

Wow, this is fun. You guys are the best.

Thanks so much. It really means a lot to me.

Hey Professor, nice sentence.

Ah, vulgarity. How refreshing!

Here's my entry: I'm sooooooo glad we're still having this "is it ok to be happy the Bills beat Arizona" discussion.

I love you :I starred in Brokeback Mountain:

I've never quite understood this statement, ever since that lame movie Love Story. Is it because, if you loved someone, you would never do anything to them that would make you sorry? Or is it that if you did hurt someone you love, they would automatically forgive you without you having to say you're sorry? Please help clarify this for me. Sincerely, Clueless in Atlanta