Cugalabanza

awwwwwwww, is da wittle bwedsoe sweepy?

Shenanigans! Ok, 4 people so far have voted for the third (funny) option. But I don't see 4 funny posts here, do I? Let's get with the ha ha over here. You buncha cheap punks! It's Friday, you bastards. Plus, who cares anyway, we're through, we blew it!

I totally don't care.

I don't know because I don't watch it, but isn't 56 yards longer than the field they play on?

The team still has tons of talent and is in good cap shape. I don't see any reason to assume that we CAN'T make the playoffs in 2005. Yes, it will be tough (it almost always is in this division), but I think it's possible, with Bledsoe OR Losman.

I'm suffering right now too. I've never smoked, but my girlfriend (we live together) is quitting. Everything she says has a rough edge to it. It's like there's a big "F.U." in paretheses over her head when she looks at you, even if she's smiling. The moral: Kids, don't smoke. And don't be Patriots fans either. I know, all the cool kids are doing it, but in the long run, it's no good for you.

Awesome! I had a lot of money riding on that Manicotti.

Not so good. Thanks anyway.

Time time time. That's about it. Also, remember that you cannot TRY to stop worrying about something--you just end up focusing harder on the worry. The key is immersing yourself in something else, like a nice 3-4 day drunk (start now and make a long weekend out of it), or getting laid, etc...

Nice! Now there are some animals I would not object to torturing.

No I don't think that. I never said that. I just made the point that it is likely that they feel pain and that it may be worthy of consideration.

Congratulations, Cap'n.

No. I didn't.

I love the Falcons blurb...

I can't help it. I care about stuff like that.

Intelligent, no. But do they feel pain? Probably. Of course, you can't know for sure, but it's not too much of a leap to assume that fish do feel pain. I mean, they do have nerve endings much the same that we do. Are you more comfortable in saying that fish do NOT feel pain? How would YOU know that? And on which side would you rather err? This comes from a non-meat-eater who happens to think that PETA is, overall, pretty full of stevestojan. (But I do find it funny when they throw red paint at models).

You should NEVER glue your rubber to your wood. Everybody knows that.

Plus, Blue Oyster Cult sucks anyway. I do still like Christopher Walken though. Anybody ever see the SNL skit with Walken playing the dumb guy talking to the census taker... Census-Taker: Yeah. Well, I just need to fill out this Census form with you. Uh.. how many people live in this residence? Mr. Leonard:Oh, boy.. good question. I'm bad with numbers.. Maybe 80. Census-Taker: 80 people live in this apartment? Mr. Leonard: Seems high, doesn't it? Not 80. How about 4? I don't know.. I'm so bad at guestimating.. Census-Taker: Well, just take your time, and count. Mr. Leonard: Okay.. there's me.. my wife.. our plants.. we have some candy bars.. Census-Taker: Well, you know, we don't count candy bars or plants.. Mr. Leonard: Well, then, there's just the two of us. Boy, I really overshot with the 80! Census-Taker: Listen, don't worry about it. I'm gonna put you down as the Primary Resident, okay? Now, are you currently employed? Mr. Leonard: Yeah.. part of the time. Census-Taker: Well, you work part-time. How many days of the week? Mr. Leonard: Every day.. but just part of the day. From 9 to 5. Census-Taker: So, you work a full day? Mr. Leonard: I wouldn't say that. There are huge chunks of time.. at night.. where I'm just asleep. For hours. It's ridiculous. Census-Taker: No, it's not that ridiculous. Mr. Leonard, do you own or rent this apartment? Mr. Leonard: Sure. You have to ask one of the other 79 people. Census-Taker: You mean your wife? Mr. Leonard: Yeah. Census-Taker: Well, can I talk to her, then? Mr. Leonard: She won't answer you. She's a bobcat. Census-Taker: You got a bobcat in there?

I'm not comfortable with the whole "Pittsburg peaked weeks ago" business. Uh, they're 14-1!

Ah yes, the ole "upright lotus blossom." A very advanced move.

Equally embarrassing: misspelling the word "most." (Douche bag!)

Single mose embarrassing non-play in the last five years?

Uhhh..., I don't see any links to pics included here.

Gene Upshaw