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Cugalabanza

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  1. Attention lunatics of the world: There is a thing called "civilized behavior." And if you are unable to grasp this concept, that's ok because there is another little thing called "natural consequences." Thank you.
  2. Judge Reinhold in Fast Times At Ridgemont High (to Phoebe Cates)
  3. Close. It's from Creepshow. It is Leslie Neilsen though, with Ted Danson getting buried.
  4. I think I'm gonna give my dog some extra attention and extra treats tonight... and a trip to the park tomorrow.
  5. Congratulations. Great post! This made me laugh out loud:
  6. This is my favorite thread title ...OF ALL TIME! Sweet video too.
  7. Hello, I am a man. When I workout, I wear an old t-shirt. Thank you. If you think that there is some kind of cutting edge technology to your skimpy shiny little black skin-tight mini-shirt that makes you workout better, then, well... I just don't know what to say to you...
  8. I happen to support animal rights. And I am totally NOT offended by this. We're not all full of stevestojan. Just most of us.
  9. That's a good trick. I have to admit at first I didn't know how it was done.
  10. I don't want to participate, but can I be the guy who jumps in every once in a while to say, "Oh snap!"
  11. I have just as much respect for Darius Rucker today as I have ever had, or ever will. or How far has Darius Rucker fallen? - Not that far.
  12. Not nearly as annoying as real commercials. Reading the word Viagra on a banner during play is nothing compared to stopping the game to have some creepy fugger wink at me and stick his symbolic boner through this smiling wife's symbolic "tire swing."
  13. I love soccer! Especially the international stuff. No commercials is a great bonus. I can watch a whole game and I'm not nauseous from a$$holes selling me a bunch of stevestojan. Maybe some day the U.S. pro version will be better. Not likely though if you guys are an accurate representation of the U.S. soccer market.
  14. "You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there."
  15. I worked at Ames, in Webster. What a wonderful experience.
  16. I just took Monday off. [special note to my customers: What's that? Oh, you need some help with stupid problems on Monday? Oh boy, that's tough stevestojan for you because I'm gonna be sleeping late on Monday. Please be my guest and help yourself to some SUCK IT!]
  17. I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
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