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Cugalabanza

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  1. http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20050809/en_music_eo/17110
  2. TD cut Rockpile & Lori's heads off.
  3. Everyone in the world is a loser?
  4. I got 18 credit card applications, 25 AOL cd-roms in a variety of eclectic packaging including wooden boxes and tin canisters, an IKEA catalog, and 11 Chinese food menus, but no Bills Digest.
  5. Amateur! Any jackass on the street knows you use a combination lock on your testicles, not a key lock. What a jerk.
  6. It doesn't matter. Thanks to his amazing personal growth he found in his spiritual travels, he will be able to simply levitate over the line of scrimmage once the regular season starts.
  7. Ricky Williams is an embarrassment to pot smoking.
  8. I like a girl who knows her way around a buffet table. Scarlett Johansson is hot, even with the couple extra cheese sandwiches packed away.
  9. Holy crap! Well, I guess that just about wraps it up for western civilization. Thanks a lot everybody. It was fun while it lasted. Good night.
  10. Can I slip you a pickle? ...Yeah, I've never understood why people get all hot in the pocket about somebody posting something that somebody else mentioned 3 pages ago. Like if you don't keep up and read every freaking post every freaking second, you're some kind of degenerate. Stupid. I'm glad important stuff gets repeated.
  11. Dude, you're wasting your time--you'll never make it. Just use your hand.
  12. This Dr. Z guy... Is he a medical doctor or does he have a doctorate in some academic field? Or is this some kind of honorary degree, like he's the "Doctor" of Football-ology or some crap? You know, I could go around calling myself "Dr. G," and pretend that my stupid half-baked speculations have special validity, but I choose not to because that would be in poor taste.
  13. I'll buy two beers for the Mayor of Munich. But since I don't feel like working out all the logistics of getting them to him, is it ok if I just drink them myself while thinking of him.
  14. Pretty cool. I just ordered me a Bledsoe/Parrish. Thanks for the link.
  15. Cablelady needs to be banned from The Wall! Her negative attitude is bringing us all down.
  16. Ah yes,... you don't hear about the old "SpikedLemondade Defense" so much anymore... since it was thoroughly refuted by the revolutionary "Hot Cocoa And A Blanky" hypothesis, circa 2003.
  17. I like it when people say, "I don't like to criticize, but..." and then they go on to criticize everything they can think of. How about just shut your mouth and be thankful you're alive?
  18. Stuckincincy's post count is steroid-enhanced. When he hits 10,000, it will have an asterisk next to it.
  19. You know what goes nice with the shirtless, tight little shorts & little red hat look? Some fancy suspenders.
  20. Welcome, PopUP!
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