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Cugalabanza

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  1. Can I slip you a pickle? ...Yeah, I've never understood why people get all hot in the pocket about somebody posting something that somebody else mentioned 3 pages ago. Like if you don't keep up and read every freaking post every freaking second, you're some kind of degenerate. Stupid. I'm glad important stuff gets repeated.
  2. Dude, you're wasting your time--you'll never make it. Just use your hand.
  3. This Dr. Z guy... Is he a medical doctor or does he have a doctorate in some academic field? Or is this some kind of honorary degree, like he's the "Doctor" of Football-ology or some crap? You know, I could go around calling myself "Dr. G," and pretend that my stupid half-baked speculations have special validity, but I choose not to because that would be in poor taste.
  4. I'll buy two beers for the Mayor of Munich. But since I don't feel like working out all the logistics of getting them to him, is it ok if I just drink them myself while thinking of him.
  5. Pretty cool. I just ordered me a Bledsoe/Parrish. Thanks for the link.
  6. Cablelady needs to be banned from The Wall! Her negative attitude is bringing us all down.
  7. Ah yes,... you don't hear about the old "SpikedLemondade Defense" so much anymore... since it was thoroughly refuted by the revolutionary "Hot Cocoa And A Blanky" hypothesis, circa 2003.
  8. I like it when people say, "I don't like to criticize, but..." and then they go on to criticize everything they can think of. How about just shut your mouth and be thankful you're alive?
  9. Stuckincincy's post count is steroid-enhanced. When he hits 10,000, it will have an asterisk next to it.
  10. You know what goes nice with the shirtless, tight little shorts & little red hat look? Some fancy suspenders.
  11. The daily camp reports posted here are without a doubt the greatest stuff going on planet Earth! A five course gourmet dinner in a hotpocket world.
  12. EndZoneCrew was kicked out of NAMBLA because they said he was "too creepy."
  13. War? Sheesh! Did you even consider economic sanctions first?
  14. Yup, it's in the air. I had a dream last night that I won the #1 wide receiver spot with the Bills, as a walk on. Then all of a sudden I was grocery shopping in my underwear, but that's not really important. Go Bills!
  15. I knew, when RJ did that SI hot tub shoot, it would trigger a 5 year curse against the city of Buffalo. I also knew that only the emergence of the young Anti-RJ as the starting QB (in accordance with the prophecy) could break the curse and bring the Bills back to the playoffs where they belong. I told you so.
  16. Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle. Everybody dismissed it as just plain stupid when it came out, but it really made me laugh. As much as it's a dumb screwball comedy, they actually treat the racial stuff with some intelligence and don't just rely on cliches. Doogie Howser's cameo is awesome!
  17. NFL - Lombardi MBL - Babe Ruth NBA - Wilt NHL - Gretzky Boxing - Ali Soccer - Pele Ping Pong - gringo starr
  18. Ask them what additional compensation they will provide to make up for your lost post count when you have to change your screen name to BillsFanInColorado.
  19. Actually, this is the psychological term for the phenomenon of feeling that you have lived this entire life before... as the building superintendent on One Day At A Time.
  20. I appreciate the optimism, but what was that with the comparison to the Simpson sisters? Did this guy all of a sudden let his 11 year old daughter write a couple paragraphs?
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