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By the way, one of the funniest jokes of the night was (and dammit, I can't remember which comedian it was)... Courtney Love, what happened? Your career dried up faster than Sarah Silverman's pu#@% around guys who can't help her in the business.

Not only is she hauntingly beautiful, but she's one of the smartest, funniest people in the world. Why she's not more famous, I don't know.

You probably think this thread is about you, don't you, don't you...?

51. Don't forget to wait 30 minutes for the Rohypnol to take effect.

Slut.

Just high on life, my friend. High on life. (I don't start on the shots until about 5:30.)

Hi

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Schlimiel, schlimazel, hasenpfeffer, incorporated. We're gonna do it! Give us any chance we'll take it, Read us any rule, we'll break it. We're gonna make our dreams come true. Doin' it our way! Nothing's gonna turn us back now, Straight ahead and on the track now. We're gonna make our dreams come true, Doin' it our way! There's nothing we won't try, Never heard the word "impossible." This time there's no stopping us, We're gonna do it! On your mark, get set, and go now, Gotta dream and we just know now. We're gonna make that dream come true. And we'll do it our way, yes, our way, Make all our dreams come true. And we'll do it our way, yes, our way, Make all our dreams come true For me and you.

The best character on TV right now is Mort Goldman on The Family Guy.

TD just planted a horrible image in my head (and made me share it): TD...at the beach with a wedgie.

If you wanna talk about late 80's Heathers, you have to talk about Heather Thomas... http://www.iol.ie/~dplant/mates/images/new...ather002(1).jpg http://www.iol.ie/~dplant/mates/images/new.../heather001.jpg

Are the Stones old & washed up? Yes. Is it lame that they're on MNF? Yes. But they're not idiots. It's more like: People with GIRLFRIENDS in the teens shouldn't make political statements.

"Done" is right.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20050809/en_music_eo/17110

TD cut Rockpile & Lori's heads off.

Hey-ohhhhh!

Everyone in the world is a loser?

I got 18 credit card applications, 25 AOL cd-roms in a variety of eclectic packaging including wooden boxes and tin canisters, an IKEA catalog, and 11 Chinese food menus, but no Bills Digest.

Amateur! Any jackass on the street knows you use a combination lock on your testicles, not a key lock. What a jerk.

It doesn't matter. Thanks to his amazing personal growth he found in his spiritual travels, he will be able to simply levitate over the line of scrimmage once the regular season starts.

Ricky Williams is an embarrassment to pot smoking.

I like a girl who knows her way around a buffet table. Scarlett Johansson is hot, even with the couple extra cheese sandwiches packed away.

Holy crap! Well, I guess that just about wraps it up for western civilization. Thanks a lot everybody. It was fun while it lasted. Good night.

Can I slip you a pickle? ...Yeah, I've never understood why people get all hot in the pocket about somebody posting something that somebody else mentioned 3 pages ago. Like if you don't keep up and read every freaking post every freaking second, you're some kind of degenerate. Stupid. I'm glad important stuff gets repeated.

Dude, you're wasting your time--you'll never make it. Just use your hand.