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Maybe I will, as soon as I can pull myself together from having my feelings hurt so bad.

I don't think it's fair to call this a liberal thing. It's just plain moronic. I mean, the ACLU is practically the definition of liberal and even they recognize this is a terrible idea.

This is a very worthwhile cause. I clicked it a bunch of times myself and sent it to some friends of mine. I think he's gonna get there. The girl is pretty cute too.

Wow, a talking gerbil! You're gonna need a good agent. I see a Letterman appearance in your immediate future. Then, who knows--maybe your own daytime talk show. Can you do any singing/dancing? If not, no problem--we can set you up with lessons. Another thing: there are a lot of people out there who are gonna promise you a lot of cheese, but you have to be careful. Most of these scumbags just want to take advantage of you. You're gonna be getting a bunch of calls from a guy named Richard Gere. Very important: DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN!

I just went yesterday. I thought it was pretty cool. If you're interested in human anatomy at all, I don't think you'll be disappointed. They do a really good job with all the displays. There is a lot to see. All kinds of full-size bodies, cross-sections showing how each system in the body works, individual organs and examples of the major diseases that affect the organs. In my opinion, it was definitely worth the $20. Also, we went on a Sunday afternoon and were able to get right in with no wait.

I can't believe this is real. I'm just kind of speechless. I'm kind of choking on my own rage here.

Uhhh,... Mel Brooks' Silent Movie?

T-Bone: Team-Swapping Whore, The Motion Picture? (oops, wrong thread)

That's ok. I picked a lousy LIFETIME to be a Bills fan.

If you don't think Ghandi is comedy, then I guess you just don't appreciate good slapstick.

Well done! I would have accepted either answer. Your turn...

Ok, here's mine... "You wouldn't know a classy broad if she took a dump on your head."

Good Will Hunting?

Whudja do, agree to go on a hot air balloon trip around the world or somethin'?

I'm so sick of all these freaking posts to the tune of "I Wish I Were An Oscar Meyer Weiner" about how there are so many Sabres threads and the feelings of jealousy it causes among those who don't follow hockey and, possibly, therefore, feel left out somehow.

I watched last night's game online. It was awesome. On the highest speed, it would skip a little bit, so I knocked it down to "medium broadband" and no problems at all. http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl

Maybe this is sad, but I STILL play this game sometimes.

But you have to be a Comcast subscriber, correct?

Again, a really excellent point! You seem to have a deep understanding of the government and its role in protecting the consumer. Have you considered running for public office?

I'm gonna try the Yahoo feed tonight. Does it work ok? Does the video keep up or does it skip all over the place?

That's a wonderful point! Because everybody knows it's physically impossible to give a nice-sounding name to something that is bad. That's why, when the Nazis first got together and they wanted to call themselves The Sunshine Fairytale Goodtime Gang, it was rejected.

CWCTASMARU = Car Wash Change Thief Action Squad Mobile Auto Response Unit That episode was on TV the other day. It's awesome when, in the re-enactment, the car wash employee they hire to play the husband in the re-enactment steals the re-enactment change before they are able to film the re-enactment. Brilliant!

That's the only possible exception. Anybody under the age of 90 seen using those things should be asked, "did you just have surgery for a twisted testicle?" If they say no, twist their testicle and say, "well, you're about to."

I especially want to beat up those lame bastards who can't even carry their backpack--it's on that wheels-on-a-stick thing that no self-respecting able-bodied person would ever consider using.

After reading this thread, I'm not sure where I stand on the soda in school issue, but I'm sure about one thing: I wanna go out and beat the crap out of some of these fat ass kids. Buncha pussies. Who's with me?