Cugalabanza

God bless the internet!

If anything is subjective, this is. Some people are turned on by obese grandmothers defecating on handicapped Vietnamese schoolboys. There is no accounting for how strange and screwed up this world is.

I agree completely! Of course, Jim Morrison also regularly soiled himself in public. But that doesn't take away from how right he is on this point. The first quarter of any NFL games looks like this: Coin toss, trucks, beer, cheeseburgers, kickoff, pepsi, trucks, beer, trucks, incomplete pass, punt, trucks, beer, cheeseburgers, boner pills, first down, offsides, time out, golf update, cheesburgers, public service announcement, beer, trucks, punt, beer, trucks, beer, missed field goal, cheeseburgers, boner pills, taco bell, trucks, false start, punt, beer, trucks, boner pills, taco bell, end of first quarter.

That is just a special special tushy.

Wow, this thread is gold! I'll be holding my breath all year that the 1st unit o-line stays healthy. I also agree that Aiken is looking very strong.

I agree. 11-5. Every year, there's one surprise team--this year it's the Bills. So, who do you see us meeting in the AFC Championship game?

Even better... All six Star Wars movies in one friggin' second

Smoking is gay! I totally don't understand why a young person today would actually take up smoking. What is the point? Recreational drug use I can understand--at least that's fun. Cigarettes are merely disgusting. I've never understood the COOL factor. If you're Cary Grant and it's 1940-something, maybe. But today? No one finds it cool or rebellious or suave or glamorous or exciting. It just means your hair, clothes and breath smell like a garbage fire. If you're looking for a random, self-destructive behavior to adopt, why not try chewing broken glass--at least that would be original? [end rant]

But that's not ironic, it's apropos, no?

For the most part, I'm a very good tipper. There's just one thing I hate tipping for: valet parking. I still throw them a couple bucks, but I hate doing it. I don't know why, but those smarmy little pricks just rub me the wrong way. I always avoid valet if I can help it. I guess I just resent having to let a stranger have the keys to my car. Plus, it's so unnecessary--why the hell can't I park my own car? It never struck me as an inconvenience.

I don't get it--my irony detector isn't picking anything up--maybe it's defective. However, I am getting very high CHEESBALL readings. Also, there seems to be a significant Mullet Factor and my Gay-dar shows activity at the far left and far right of the image.

I don't think it's required and I don't think these guys expect it, but it's still a cool thing to do in my opinion. I file it under, "people just being nice to other people," not so much under, "who do these people think they are--they're getting paid already."

Wow, nice adverb!

Rule# 5: Never, NEVER refer to her period as "b--- j-- week."

Hmph! I don't recall getting any special consideration from her on MY birthday.

Happy Birthday to WadeSux, BillsFanNC, firedawg, UConn James and Marv! Those other clowns are of no interest to me. I don't necessarily hope that they have bad birthdays, but if by chance they have good ones, then it certainly won't be because I wished for it.

"He's not in that package"

It's pretty much a given that WR's look good in camp. I think there is very good talent here, but it remains to be seen if it will translate to positive offense in real games. The last couple years, it has been easy for defenses to disrupt and muscle our WR's on obvious passing downs. Willis catching balls is great, clearly. I have no idea why he hasn't been used more before now. I also think it's important for Aiken to finally emerge as a consistent contributor, as he has more potential as a physical receiver than Evans or Parrish.

Poetry!

I read it again with this in mind. Lame. Very lame. Unfunny and lame.

I'm glad I read the letter. I already knew I didn't like Steely Dan, but now I can allow myself to feel a little self-righteous about it.

Ok, in that sense, it is pretty great. They definitely show some true colors (mostly brown). I couldn't tell, by the weird writing style, if they were trying to mock Luke as if he's really dumb and talks like that or if they are actually just that burned out and think they're cool.

I disagree. I think it's a crappy letter. First of all, Owen had no hand in the writing, directing or producting of the Dupree movie. It sounds like Steely Dan has a legitimate gripe, but take it up with the producers. What's the point of publicly insulting both of the Wilson brothers? They just come off like bitter washed up pricks. Besides, I think both Owen and Luke have been good in several good movies. And they have some nerve calling the Wilsons out for fluff roles, considering Steely Dan has been on the same greatest hits tour for three decades.

Just a bit of advice: turn your volume down or off. That tool's singing is honestly quite horrifying.

Utica. Mmmmmwaahhh! (makes Italian-chef kiss-your-fingers-gesture, sarcastically indicating great magnificence)