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This could be a long list. Just turn on a tv and I'll show you at least 10 women I would like to have sex with.

Is that your Gob Bluth impression?

I think that if you look like that much of a pansy, Satan would not want to have anything to do with you anyway, pajamas or no.

How about Sam Elliott as the stranger in The Big Lebowski?

Ok, here's my updated list... never felt comfortable in robes no girls around my knees hurt when i sit on the floor too much i like to go the movies whenever i feel like it and they frown on that monks tend to be very bad conversationalists it's hard to get good pizza delivery in those remote temple locations the whole monk thing seems kind of gay to me I'm a poor chanter I wouldn't feel like trying to explain to my parents why I'm a monk now all of a sudden why the stupid haircuts? you ever see a guy in a monestary sitting on a couch drinking beer watching a bills game? the whole run a marathon every day thing

I will add this to my list of reasons why I don't want to be a monk.

I don't see the point of dropping KH now for one of these jerks who aren't even familiar with the system. KH will remain, as QB#3.

My favorite part is right before the ass kicking, when Sailor just goes "uh oh," not because he has any doubt about taking this clown apart, but because he knows he HAS to and that it will land him in trouble again.

I guess it would be encouraging to see him for a series or two, but not more than that. I always feel that with this sort of serious injury, there's the possibility of hurting something else as he is subtly favoring the affected achilles.

Christopher Walken - King of New York Mel Gibson - Payback (the man's a fool and I may never watch another one of his movies, but this is a good one and he's a badass in it!) Nicolas Cage - Wild at Heart (you may scoff at this one, but take another look at what he does to Bobby Ray Lemon) Charles Bronson - Death Wish

He was pretty damn cool though. - "Iflipya" - "What?!" - "I'llflipya. Flipya ferreal."

tapakeg, kegtapr! Happy Birthday!

Pacino gets it, but for Carlito's Way? What a crock! What about... Gary Cooper in High Noon Montgomery Clift in just about anything Gregory Peck in To Kill A Mockingbird Jeff Bridges in The Big Lebowski Bruce Willis in Die Hard

Anyone who does not feel this way is not to be trusted.

The NFL Network has pissed me off a few times. Somebody over there is begging for the old stiff punch in the rooster.

In a world... Only one man...

I think Reed is better than a lot of people here want to give him credit for. Yes, he has a history of dropping some easy ones, but he proved something to me last year as a 3rd down option--he does not give up on a play and has made some tough 3rd down conversions when no one else seemed able. Here's how I rate the WR's in terms of value to this team: 1. Evans 2. Aiken (maybe a little wishful thinking here) 3. Parrish 4. Reed 5. Price

I think there's a good chance Aiken is ready to take over the #2 role. He's tough. He blocks downfield. He breaks tackles. Am I crazy? Wouldn't that be the ideal compliment to Evans' style?

This team won't be kicking off more than once or twice a game anyway, so there's no point having two kickers. I'm kidding. I kid. Seriously though, NO we will not keep Setta.

I remember it too. The image of that guy sprinting down the sideline and then instinctively trying to make another stride with his floppy broken leg is burned in my memory forever. Of course they showed the replay about 15 times and I watched it cringing every time.

I think we all need to take a moment to consider the implications of this. ...Then hopefully we can all quietly disregard it as nonsense and turn our attention to something worthwhile.

God bless the internet!

If anything is subjective, this is. Some people are turned on by obese grandmothers defecating on handicapped Vietnamese schoolboys. There is no accounting for how strange and screwed up this world is.

I agree completely! Of course, Jim Morrison also regularly soiled himself in public. But that doesn't take away from how right he is on this point. The first quarter of any NFL games looks like this: Coin toss, trucks, beer, cheeseburgers, kickoff, pepsi, trucks, beer, trucks, incomplete pass, punt, trucks, beer, cheeseburgers, boner pills, first down, offsides, time out, golf update, cheesburgers, public service announcement, beer, trucks, punt, beer, trucks, beer, missed field goal, cheeseburgers, boner pills, taco bell, trucks, false start, punt, beer, trucks, boner pills, taco bell, end of first quarter.

That is just a special special tushy.