Cugalabanza

Happy Birthday to WadeSux, BillsFanNC, firedawg, UConn James and Marv! Those other clowns are of no interest to me. I don't necessarily hope that they have bad birthdays, but if by chance they have good ones, then it certainly won't be because I wished for it.

"He's not in that package"

It's pretty much a given that WR's look good in camp. I think there is very good talent here, but it remains to be seen if it will translate to positive offense in real games. The last couple years, it has been easy for defenses to disrupt and muscle our WR's on obvious passing downs. Willis catching balls is great, clearly. I have no idea why he hasn't been used more before now. I also think it's important for Aiken to finally emerge as a consistent contributor, as he has more potential as a physical receiver than Evans or Parrish.

Poetry!

I read it again with this in mind. Lame. Very lame. Unfunny and lame.

I'm glad I read the letter. I already knew I didn't like Steely Dan, but now I can allow myself to feel a little self-righteous about it.

Ok, in that sense, it is pretty great. They definitely show some true colors (mostly brown). I couldn't tell, by the weird writing style, if they were trying to mock Luke as if he's really dumb and talks like that or if they are actually just that burned out and think they're cool.

I disagree. I think it's a crappy letter. First of all, Owen had no hand in the writing, directing or producting of the Dupree movie. It sounds like Steely Dan has a legitimate gripe, but take it up with the producers. What's the point of publicly insulting both of the Wilson brothers? They just come off like bitter washed up pricks. Besides, I think both Owen and Luke have been good in several good movies. And they have some nerve calling the Wilsons out for fluff roles, considering Steely Dan has been on the same greatest hits tour for three decades.

Just a bit of advice: turn your volume down or off. That tool's singing is honestly quite horrifying.

Utica. Mmmmmwaahhh! (makes Italian-chef kiss-your-fingers-gesture, sarcastically indicating great magnificence)

She IS iconic--I'll give her that. Not so much like Marilyn Monroe though. More like Monroe from Too Close For Comfort.

Did you get to work and realize you forgot your pants again?

Rochelle Rochelle. Nice.

Whatever happened to the flesh-eating virus? Does anybody get that anymore? As a fan of zombie movies, I'd like to say that was my favorite.

My word. I am willing to make sacrifices, but there's no way you're gonna find me sitting here in Atlanta in July without A/C.

Absolutely not.

No, because I was curious.

Can you cite a reliable scientific source that says global warming is not a serious problem?

By the way, the movie An Inconvenient Truth is excellent. I saw it this weekend. Very entertaining and makes strong points based on solid science, not emotional appeals. Chances are, you will discover that the Global Warming problem is worse than most Americans have been lead to believe.

HappyBirthdayBillsGuyInMalta!

None of the above. Your reply should have been something like this

Other than the fact that they both have heads shaped exactly like a lug nut, I see no resemblance whatsoever.

In the sad town cold iron hands clap the party of clowns outside rain falls in gray far away please, please, Baby Lemonade

Have a great birthday, Poojer. You nutty nutty bastard.

We already knew justice is blind. Now we know how it got that way.