Cugalabanza

I can't remember who it was, but a couple years ago, there was one that read, "buttocks, finger, probable" (or something very close to that).

Great thread--I'm feelin' it now! This one will be for the WHOLE CITY of Buffalo.

Baltimore Colts

That is the best ever. But I also kind of liked this one from a couple years ago: "There's something missing in Buffal"

He has been "CURED" of that. File it under [bathwater, baby thrown out with]

That's pretty cool. Interesting that the Bills game is showing everywhere in Georgia except where I am (note the white bubble around Atlanta). What a great big steamy crock of sh&%!

Do yourself a favor. When the Bills go up 17-7, stop watching. You'll sleep better and you'll feel good about the Dolphins game. That's what I'm gonna do.

Broccoli gives me gas Gas makes my car go Culpepper's gonna get sacked by McCargo Knock his ass all the way to key largo I hate the miami dolphins

Happy Birthday!

In a very important sense, these are the real winners! (of course, not in a free dinner kind of sense, but still...) I don't have anything nice to say about these losers.

You know what, you're right. They are a bunch of morons. Screw those bastards! I'm going back to my original statement. Most people are crap!

Ok, I take it back. Most people are ok if you give them a chance.

I love your avatar and text underneath

Most people are crap. They start out as crap little kids and then they become crap adults. Crap is what they are made of and all they ever know. Everything they do is crap and crap is all they can ever aspire to be.

Wow, I actually have my Saxophone Colossus cd in my car right now. I didn't think there was another single human being who cared. Happy Birthday Sonny!

Happy Birthday!

Roscoe

Happy Birthday! I'll see what I can do.

[in my best John Madden voice...] I think the thing ya have to take away from the game last night is that, in the National Football League, ya have to go out there and just play the game a football. The thing ya wanna have is the type a guy where ya say, here's a football guy. Now, yer talkin' about the type a guy, he's just a football player. He's a guy he's just gonna go out there and play football, that's just what he does there. Now, when ya have that type a thing, yer gonna go out there and you're gonna see some football. That's the type a thing ya really like to see. That's the thing there.

...I witnessed a Bills victory on my own tv in my own home. I'm sure there are a lot of people like me--living away from WNY, don't have or can't get DirectTV. The Bills have had precious few prime time or national games in recent years. And what few they've had, they've lost. This year will be really bad for tv coverage outside of WNY. All 16 of the Bills games are at Sunday 1pm. Ripoff! I know the Bills are far from a premier team in the league right now, but considering how the NFL keeps expanding the number of featured games, you'd think they could throw us at least one. This year there are 37 prime time games that everyone gets (Thursday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday nights). 74 team slots. Bills got zip. In addition to this, there are 54 Sunday 4pm games--this is kind of a semi-featured slot, where you have at least a better chance of seeing your team on TV. 108 team slots. They couldn't even throw us a bone here. Ripoff! [end rant]

May all your depraved twisted lunatic dreams come true! Happy 85th!

One of the funny lines from the recent Shatner Roast: Comedian Jeffrey Ross turns to Shatner & says, "You sir have let yourself boldly go!"

Just say no... To sweater vests! Do not allow these people into your home. If you had known better, that Steelers game might have turned out differently and the Bills would not be the laughing stock they are today, with all 16 of their games at 1pm on Sunday. Please don't make this mistake again.

Good point!

I had to turn my back on Him too, one sad January day in Nashville.