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My favorite dumb joke to tell kids: - Knock knock - Who's there? - The interrupting cow - The inte-- - MOOOO!

Now I know what if feels like to be Drew Bledsoe.

I guess the moral of the story would be: If your only evidence is based on the cryptic mumblings of a two year old girl, you might wanna do a little fact-checking.

Wow, I don't think you're kidding. Are you so anxious to voice your indignation that you will prop up a fake bad argument and say that the people you hate probably believe this?

I love the Flaming Lips. I love The Soft Bulletin. I rate Clouds Taste Metallic just as high. I think their new one is even better!

In other news... Fred Goldman Dies Of Spontaneous Head Explosion

I was having this discussion with a couple friends recently and I thought I'd share my tentative list here... AC Newman - The Slow Wonder M. Ward - Transistor Radio Modest Mouse - Lonesome Crowded West Silver Jews - Starlite Walker (actually from '94, but it's so damn good) and Tanglewood Numbers Built To Spill - You In Reverse Spoon - Girls Can Tell *Special Bonus old bastard selection: Neil Young - On The Beach (this was out of print for years and just recently got a deluxe cd treatment. I think it's the best Neil record, and that's saying a lot!) What are you favorite "sleeper" albums that restore your faith in recorded music?

I scored "COOLER THAN FONZIE!"

Wow, what a sissyboy nation we are becoming. When these incredibly soft kids grow up and are laying in their deathbeds, dying of diabetes and heart disease in their 30's, they can be glad they never had to endure the horrors of a sprained ankle or scraped knee. god bless america!

Nice.

I understand, but you could make a case for Making Excuses For Not Doing The Right Thing Based On Convenience as the single greatest evil there is.

So be it. I'd root for replacement players just as hard.

In my opinion, it comes down to how much frustration you are able to withstand. I, personally, can withstand as much frustration as any single person who ever lived. That is why I am able to say that I still stand behind this team and still believe in them.

How do you get just 4 games for steroids? That's blatant cheating. If I'm the commissioner, you're done for the season. Second offense = done for life.

I once had to go to the doctor because I couldn't get Neil Peart's moustache out of my head. Terrifying

Nice to get the shout out though

I'm not going to defend Streisand--she means nothing to me and I hate her music. But can you imagine how great it must feel to be able to tell someone to shut the f&!# up in front of thousands of people? And the person actually shuts up? And you get cheered? It's like a dream come true.

Some blackened pride still burns inside... I dig it. Thumbs up. Good album.

Wow, they know us too well. I guess that's why they call it the Ralph.

And then they beat the old dude to within an inch of his life, right? Please tell me they beat him severely. And they got creative with the barbed wire too, right?

Congratulations! I hope you enjoy your new shoes. I think it's real neat that your group home lets you play on the computer and go on outings in your community.

Great post! Yes, the music industry is going through drastic changes. But there IS good music in the world. You just can't expect it to be handed to you--you have to seek it out.

Nice post. I agree with your grades. One other thing: where is the play action?

Wow, buffalo vs. bear. That's a tough one. Both are incredibly strong and can do a lot of damage. The tiebreaker, though, is gonna be those horns. Go Buffalo!

I understand that you're pretending to be an idiot to try to be funny. However, it's such a weak attempt that it becomes clear you, in fact, really are an idiot. That's an irony I don't think you anticipated.