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It's not so bad. I'm only 5' 9" and I consider myself quite happy.

Here's hoping Alabama someday passes a law to make this kind of thing illegal.

I have been unable to fulfill my lifelong dream of becoming a banker.

not a real fan

I'm very curious about what she's doing out in the jungle with her rubber shirt, two guns, combat boots, a snake, short shorts, fingerless gloves, bluetooth accessory and utility belt. What the hell kind of mission is she on anyway?

I forgot one really amazing record... Mercury Rev - Yerself Is Steam (1991) Most people who like this band like their later stuff much better, but for me this is the only one that matters.

That's gonna make a really beautiful prison some day.

Just try to imagine all these things happening at the same time. Ridiculous!

Got!Dam! AFFErna fraagga! STupp FuGGA Basstt!!! Can't... speak... choking on... own... rage

I'm really pissed off about crap like this. If only we had leaders today anywhere near as intelligent as Ben Franklin. Most of our leaders don't even read books. They don't even read books! Holy crap, what the hell is going on around here? We are being led by morons!

Yes!

Nobody said Pavement yet, so I'm saying Pavement... Pavement Also, The Butthole Surfers. And The New York Dolls, Richard Hell, The Dictators, Velvet Underground, Lou Reed And Charles Mingus, Gerry Mulligan, Duke and Wes Montgomery And The Kinks (holy crap! how come nobody ever mentions The Kinks?) And Dylan and the Stones and The Beatles Marvin Gaye, James Brown, Solomon Burke, Curtis Mayfield Captain Beefheart. David Bowie. Leonard Cohen Luna. M. Ward. Tom Waits. Ween. AC Newman. Built To Spill. Belle and Sebastian. Jesus & Mary Chain. The Silver Jews! Arcade Fire. The Shins. Alice Cooper. Echoing: Modest Mouse, Dinosaur Jr, Miles, Coltrane, Monk, The Flaming Lips, Lemonheads, Hendrix, Pink Floyd, The Smiths, Nick Drake, Elliott Smith, The Stooges, Al Green

Everytime I fly, it's the same way and I always feel the same desire to secede from the human race.

How about, "Hi, I'm a Bills fan and I don't have a leg to stand on. Good luck in the playoffs." Sorry, kidding. I'm sorry for your predicament. Sounds awful to be surrounded by those smirking pricks.

Now I must turn my back on you.

That's an awesome story! Very encouraging. The brain is so weird, it's staggering. To think you can use your brain to think of a way to make your brain re-think the way it thinks. Life is so ridiculous, I just don't have anything to say about it.

No one in either of these bands is fit to carry Handsome Dick Manitoba's sweaty jock strap.

Hey guys, I was just wondering what your opinions are on abortion, the death penalty, stem cell research, military spending, education reform, welfare, health care, prayer in schools, UFO's, angels and same-sex marriage.

Indeed.

I submit to you that... a) We are all idiots destined to die b) It's nearly impossible to enter into a fight without some formulation of the "I'm better than you" mentality. Otherwise, why are you fighting? For sport?

Apparently, they have been spotted... But it doesn't look good

...and sometimes it's not a fine line at all. Really good joke though.

You're probably right. There's a fine line between Cool Funny Uncle Inkman and Creepy Drunk Inappropriate Uncle Inkman, that's all I'm saying.

You tell that joke to little kids?

That one looked really really bad.