Cugalabanza

It's these freaking liberals! They think they can change history with their commie leftist mindset. Next thing you know, the pledge of allegiance will be replaced with satanic human sacrifice rituals. And the taxpayers will be asked to fork up the cash to pay for it! We'll have married gays and legalized microwaving of babies. Why don't we just invite the terrorists over here to take everything our grandparents died to protect? (Sorry, I just wanted to see what it felt like to go off on one of those lunatic right-wing thread-jacking crusades that have been popular lately. Feels kind of dirty actually.)

I submit that if innovation and originality do not constitute "accomplished," then "accomplished" has no value.

In other news, current projections indicate that I would like to have a grilled cheese sandwich on June 5th, 2024.

Or maybe he was and it was just a lucky shot.

Hence the expression, "guns don't kill people, drunken boastful renegging and delusions of invisibility kill people."

That's the magic question. Hopefully, they can repeat what they did in the second half yesterday. The big thing will be DON'T GET BEHIND EARLY.

It's funny because it's true.

You might want to be ready to do away with a few other amendments too. I'm thinking 1, 13, 15, 19 will be the first ones to go. Number 2, however, will remain quite secure I think.

Alabama Crimson Tide

It's my favorite of the early goofball movies. Really hilarious. If you like Woody as an actor (doing his neurotic goofy stuff), then you will like this one.

I'm in the minority I think with La Dolce Vita. I know it's considered a masterpiece, but I've never been able to get into it. I've tried a couple times, but I find it irritating. As far as Felini goes, the ones I love are La Strada and 8 1/2.

Yes! One of my favorites too. The eight ball is a very good ball.

Holy crap, Woody Allen is a national treasure. Pervert, maybe, but a legend all the same. Yes, the early ones are funny and goofy and enjoyable. Yes, Annie Hall is a masterpiece. But there are many excellent ones since. Most notably... Manhattan Hannah And Her Sisters Zelig Crimes And Misdemeanors Bullets Over Broadway Mighty Aphrodite Deconstructing Harry Whatever you do, stay away from Celebrity. Just a miserable flop. He tried to make a tribute to La Dolce Vita and it just stinks on hot ice. Also, Hollywood Ending is pretty awful in my opinion.

Me too. That was garbage. I had to say that Eminem was "hilarious," because there was no choice marked "a total waste of time" and I didn't want to say he's "hot" or "totally offensive."

Note to parents: Your precious little darling is not special. He/she is not God's little gift to the world. Nobody gives a crap. Your child is just one more whiny little brat in a world already too full of whiny little brats. There's nothing magical about reproduction. It's all too common. There are literally more than a hundred million sperm in the average ejaculation. Don't act like it's a miracle that one of them made it. Nothing special about that. Get over it. In the words of the late Bill Hicks, "I have wiped entire civilizations off my chest with an old grey gym sock."

That's very nice. It sounds quite pleasant for the children. I propose that, at graduation, all of these kids are slaughtered. This will spare them the pain and humiliation of not being able to function whatsoever in the real world.

I am shocked at the results of this poll. I thought this was a football site--what's with all the fancy lads?

Maybe you could be thankful for your millions of dollars and the fancy mansion that you live in.

Not very Christian

I had to do a search to see for myself this infamous remark. I found it. Incredible! Really a new level of idiocy.

Oh, no! We just lost a true, great, original artist. I love a lot of his movies. My personal favorite is Short Cuts.

They really should STFU! Anybody remember the play where Carr scrambled down the middle and apparently took offense to the force of the tackle? He jumped up and got in the defender's face and stuck his arm out to signal the first down, trying to look all tough. And the play was promply called back on a penalty. That made me laugh.

I say that it is unique. And to use it in the way that Michael Richards did is wrong. He is a real person confronting another real person. It's not a piece of fiction.

Surely you can appreciate the unique power of the N word. There is a lot of history and hatred contained in that word. I don't think there is another word that comes close in terms of explosiveness. I think that's why Richards used it. Obviously, he was pissed off and he made the terrible mistake of letting all of his rage out at once in the most shocking way he knew how. I think what he did was just plain stupid. Stupid and wrong. He knows it too. I think he surprised himself by how much rage he had. I don't think he's a racist, but he did use racism to vent his anger. That's a dangerous thing. It's not comparable to Don Rickles and it's not comparable to Lenny Bruce. It's much worse. Having said that, I think people should accept his apology.

Happy Smurfday!