Tom Donahoe, Mike Mularkey and Sam Wyche walk into a bar... just as a huge brawl breaks out. Wyche, the voice of reason, steps up and says, "we should break this up before somebody gets hurt," but Mularkey pushes him aside and begins constructing an elaborate catapault contraption which he insists will catch everybody off guard and win the fight instantly. However, his hand slips on the rope and he accidentally flings himself right out the window. Donohoe, who has been observing the action, identifies all the most competent fighters and offers them wads of cash to go to a different bar. By now, the place is in ruins and the remaining customers begin bickering about how this is no longer a cool place to hang out.