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Hey Mike32282, how'd you come up with such an original screen name?. I hope you have a great birthday, but for God's sake, be careful. With a powerful imagination like yours, things could get out of hand fast. [Just kidding. Sorry, I’m still going with the dumb Birthday Roast theme. Actually, I really enjoy your posts. Happy Birthday!]

Wow! I didn't think it was possible to make necro-bestiality seem even more disgusting than it already is. But you have done it. Bravo!

Happy Birthday, SilverNRed, you cheap lousy son of a B word. May you grow supersensitive taste buds on your anus! Rkfast, I'd insult you if I thought you were bright enough to notice.

Have a great birthday, sir!

There were horses, and a man on fire, and I stabbed a guy with a trident.

Mind if I ask you a few questions? What do you know about anal probes?

Generic Crapton

Save me a seat for the banquet. I think I can get to 2,500 before the end of the year.

No chance of that. My next goal is to get that coveted sixth little blue square under my avatar. (I think you get that at 2,500).

…of those with 2,000 posts. I would have made it sooner, but frankly you people didn't start enough interesting topics for me to respond to. In honor of this special day, I have decided to forgive you.

By the way, great FA Cup games today on the Fox Soccer Channel… 4pm - Man Utd. vs. Middlesbrough 6pm - Chelsea vs. Tottenham

I saw the Butthole Surfers at Darien Lake in the early 90's. They were great. And I got to meet Gibby Haynes! A true living American Hero!

That's right. And if some old people do get sick from this, they will be reluctant to seek help because of the tremendous stigma attached. Nobody wants to be labelled an elderly dog-food-eating kleptomaniac.

petfood recall There's a list of brand names at the end of the article.

I'm not saying the Bills can't have a great offense. I just think this idea of a powerhouse offense keeping the other team's offense off the field is exaggerated. This team still needs some help at CB, DT and LB. I think you get more for your money by addressing those needs directly. Other than RB (and FB), I think the Bills will draft more for defense.

I think you're right. This SuperOffense Theory is a fantasy. It's an attractive idea in March, but Marv knows better--you have to fill in the holes, which are mostly on D right now.

That stinks. I'm sorry to hear it. I know how great a friend a dog can be. I'm sure you will remember him well.

Bravo, Men's Health! Another invaluable contribution to the world of scientificatory factoids.

Actually, I still eat dairy and some fish, so I think I'm covered there. You really can't win though (see sig line). At least the bj's won't kill me.

I can answer this--I'm a vegetarian… We call it Veggieburger and BJ Day. It's pretty much the same, just without the colon cancer.

Freudian slip?

here's one

In 1989, I was living in the dorms at SUNY Morrisville. My roommate told me that his uncle was coming to pick him up and take him home for the weekend. A knock on my door and standing there is the largest person I had ever seen, Howard Ballard. He was really cool and friendly. When he shook my (comparatively tiny) hand, we shared a moment where we both knew that the Bills were about to lose four consecutive super bowls.

gringo starr seemed funny to me 10 years ago. Now it's not even unique (there's a band and a skateboard company with the same name), but I'm sticking with it. My real name is fliffy.

Sure, I'll bring friends. And guess what: I'm gonna punch them in the mouth too.