I think it's time for both of these remarkably talented geniuses to stop bickering and join forces to make the world a better place. I personally am I lifelong fan of audaciously bad hairstyles and incessant loudmouth blabbering. Therefore, it hurts me to see these two glorious and wonderful examples of this stimulating culture of ours fighting.
I certainly hope all this does not have a negative effect on the great institution of the Miss America Pageant, which in my mind, has always been the definitive example of classy, understated good taste and artistic merit for the discerning viewer. Not some kind of garish overproduced spectacle or something like that.